and my heart stopped beating and my hands turned cold

Okay, I'm writing this on the third, but I'm posting it on the fourth. I wanted to get to this on the first, but...whatever. Life happened. In spades. It will all work out, but for now, this is the grand master list of everywhere I've gone so far this year.

The key: No skulls at all means that I wasn't impressed, or it bored me stupid. One or two , well, it may not be soul-crushingly tragic, but it's either very heavy on game rips, or just fairly dull. Three means it's average--it's okay, it's nothing really to write home about, it's just a sturdy, functional haunt. Four means it's a pretty decent haunt, and five means I think it's really impressive and it comes with my highest recommendations.

Ones I think everyone would do better to just avoid have this:

Everything make sense? Let's go.

The House of the Crimson Wings
Restless Void
Club Insidious
KaraBaby's Haunt (initial visit)
Asan's Haunted House
Deep Root Manor
The Haunted Swamp at World's End
Pendle Hill
The (missing) haunt in Camazotz
Winchester's Family Illuminati
Raven Mist [[store]]
Cade Pier Haunting
Dench Designs [[store]]
Pendle Hill {redux}
Skull Creek
The Spook House dark ride
The Romantic Graveyard
Spooky Halloween Gothic
Pandemonium [[store]]
Familiars' Crossing
Spooky Interactive Haunted House
Pickled Spooky
Grimly Fiendish {initial visit} (for potential only)
Haunted Skull Caverns
Fable's Haunted Market
The Dollhouse
Medieval Fantasy Halloween [[store]]
Halloween Delights Market [[store]]
Fatal Error
Everyday is Halloween
Raccoon City
Halloween Dungeon [[store]]
TRICK OR F**KING TREAT (barring lag)
Everwinter
Fenway Asylum and Chapel
Ell's Spooky Place
Chilbo Manor
Skate 'n Date
Final Refuge
Skeleton House [[store]]
Dark Castle
Daddy's Babygirl Sugarland Hangout
Shadow Hills
The House of Avro [[store]]
Diner of the Dead
Embrace Darkness
Haunted forrest (for the skeleton dancer alone)
MILENA DOLL CREATIONS
Darkwood Castle
Whymsee Halloween Sim and Haunted Mansion (all three parts)
Amsterdam (solely for having a chain ride, elsewise I'd give them the unhappy ghost)
The Realm of Madness
Dragon's Refuge
Tod's Lounge Haunted Sim
SL'S TOP HAUNTED PLACES TOUR AND HUNT
Haunted House at Bazzar Fantasy
Haunted House at Bazzar Fantasy {redux}
Halloweentown [[store]]
Halloween Unforgiven
Fang-Bangers' Haunt
Halloween Delights Roadside
W.T.M.
Dragonheart's Haunt
Hubbles' Haunted House
Falloween Meadows [[store/event]]
Missing Mile
Halloweentown
East of London
The Haunting of Hill Valley (only because there is more to the haunt, and I got irked at the rips and left early)
Halloween Market [[store]]
The Cemetery Garden
Mystery Hill
Dead End
Ghastbury's Halloween Market

Universal Temple's Haunted Catacombs (and the continued second entry)
Lunar's Haunted House
The Haunting at Lake Dezire
Blinded Fates Haunted Cemetery and Skybox ()
Sweet Pleasures Haunt
Luna Isle's Haunt
Eternal Night
All Hallows at Moochie
The Pyri Funfair
Meadian's Halloween Event, Haunt and Corn Maze (and the continuation
Haunted shopping event in Enoshima
Deadman's Crossing
The Doomed Ship
Munster's Haunted House
Sonos' Spooky Spot
Viper's Haunted Halloween
Hell House (this would have been five full skulls, cheerfully, until they did the bonehead thing of putting a CHILD GHOST on a SEX SIM.)
Haunted Whimsy
Halloween Hollow [[store]]
BeMart Halloween
The Haunted House of Horrors and Halloween [[store]]
Hollywood Tower Hotel
(I truly believe this would have received five skulls, IF THE ELEVATOR HAD WORKED.)
Goodnight's Amusement Park
Halloween at Leloo's World
Red's Haunted Mainland Tour
Scared to Death Haunted House Ride (plus part two, part three and part four
Carnival of Carnivorous Clowns (plus part two and part three
(would have knocked off another skull, but that last chain ride REALLY impressed me)
All Hallows' Eve Adult Haunted Trail
Buffet Restaurant
Peach's Haunted House (which is actually Lunar's Haunted House again)
Exotic Legacies
Paranoia Ride 2019 (and the continuation )
The Haunted House in Free Bird
Doggers' Den Rock Club (and its continuation, part two
Spooky Girl's Oasis

And that is all of September and three days into October. Enjoy!

(Note from the Editrix: now updated to October 29th.)