did you ever hear that coughin' sound? means another poor boy is underground

Fang Bangers apparently has a haunted house, though the land description--the sum total of which is "N/A/"--wouldn't tell anyone that. But they did place an ad, so...I guess let's check it out.

[22:22] Fang Bangers Haunted House Greeter: You are the visitor number 2.

Well, that fills me with confidence.



That tree...is...breathing.



And there's something definitely odd going on in one of the outside crypts.



There's...something...coming through the floor. It looks like it could be...a tree root. From one of the breathing trees outside?



Upstairs, there are some game rips, but I think they can largely be ignored in favor of the uneasy dread the house inspires, and the actual original touches. Like the fact that many of the walls seem to shift, or wobble, like...they're less wood, and more gelatin...or flesh.



Definitely, something went very wrong here. (Also, as a fun added thing, there are pumpkins scattered throughout the haunt that will give you small gifts for free.)



And the top of the house is seething with released magic, unbound for harm.

I freely admit, I ended up spending longer in this haunt than I intended to, because along with how good it was, the soundtrack just added to it. Now, if you're not a fan of German-influenced heavy industrial, it likely won't affect you the same way. But if you are, then suddenly, all the fog, the blood, the bodies, and the enspelled furniture seem to make sense.

I highly recommend this one, whether you have music on or not. Do go.