and now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire

I'm playing this very silly browser game at present, which half of the YouTube creators have been paid to advertise. (RAID: Shadow Legends, but since I'm not being paid to mention them, I'm not going to go into what I like about it?) But I found Grim!



I mean...I can see the resemblance. This fellow's in the Void dungeon. Which also fits.

don't have to tell you this world is whack

It started out so innocently (and I have to say, yes, anonymized, but again from the Contraption group, because elsewise the misspeaking makes no sense)...

[21:47] Mxxxxx Yxxx: can anyone point me in the direction of a good monocle i feel like i saw one recently but damned if i can find it now
[21:47] Sxxxxx Dxxxxxxx: Engine Room has one
[21:47] Sxxxxx Dxxxxxxx: I believe
[21:48] dxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: There's one in the contraception shop too, on the right as you come in amongst the eyewear.

Meet Mistah J. Darn you, autocoffee!

[21:48] Sxxxxx Dxxxxxxx: it was either that or We Love Roleplay
[21:48] Mxxxxx Mxxxxxxx: lol
[21:48] Hunter (drunkenmonkeystyle): Rip it off of old pennybags
[21:48] Mxxxxx Mxxxxxxx: contraception haha
[21:48] Sxxxxx Dxxx: Contraption
[21:48] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) knows what [Jxxx] meant, but now she's amused by the concept of the contraception shop also carrying monacles
[21:48] Vxxxxxxxxxx Cxxxxxxxx: The Kosmii one at NeoJapan I assume?
[21:48] dxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: oh jfc im so sorry
[21:48] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Because....reasons
[21:48] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): No, truly, it's fine
[21:48] dxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: I need to use the sleep. x_x

Many of us do.

[21:50] sxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: (wonders if monocles can be used as contraception)
[21:51] pxxxxxxxxxxx Sxxxx: only condomonocles
[21:51] sxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: hehehehe good one
[21:51] dxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: What have I done
[21:52] axxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Doesn't that comic Saturday Morning cereal or what ever have single use monocoles
[21:52] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): If it wasn't you, it would surely be someone else. Unusual conversations are nearly as common here as in Caledon.
[21:52] sxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: hmm looks like the jokes are
[21:52] sxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: reproducing
[21:53] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) giggles
[21:53] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): That was terrible.
[21:53] sxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: well, [Jxxx]'s comment was pretty
[21:53] sxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: seminal
[21:54] dxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: Really I think this is just getting Blown out of proportion.
[21:54] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) facepalms

Can't leave puns alone, they tend to breed, after all...

I might hate myself tomorrow but I'm on my way tonight

By the time this posts, it will be long after the Mad Scientists' Ball, but it happened several days before then...

[10:20] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: By happy coincidence, the Mad Scientists' Ball on March 14 is on Albert Einstein's birthday......
[10:21] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Because of course.
[10:21] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: It's Caledon, so it makes perfect sense for Caledon......
[10:21] Uxxxxxx Sxxxxxxxx: Newton is dead, Einstein died, and I already feel sick myself.

That is so bad. Amusing, but so bad.

[10:22] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Standing on the shoulders of giants gives you a much better view when the giants themselves are standing.....
[10:22] Pxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: What was Einstein mad about, anyway?

Boo...hiss... :D

[10:23] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Action at a distance, I think. And the Copenhagen interpretation......
[10:23] Uxxxxxx Sxxxxxxxx: about his wife
[10:24] Pxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: By a strange coincidence, I'm working on Andersen's fairy tales at the moment
[10:26] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: What an interesting conversation this is.
[10:27] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Was he interpreted in Copenhagen? Probably.....
[10:27] Uxxxxxx Sxxxxxxxx: when?

Well, he was at least born in Denmark, if not precisely Copenhagen.

[10:28] Hxxxxx Cxxxxxxxx: Caledon is prone to interesting conversations. :)
[10:28] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: Oh yes.
[10:28] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): it's a tendency. Or a side effect.
[10:28] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: I usually just lurk but find myself entertained often. Especially when it's about cats.
[10:28] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): One of those.
[10:29] Pxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: It could be a script by Tom Stoppard

It's starting to feel a bit by one of his, yes.

[10:30] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: We might or might not mention Schrödinger's cat. No way to know for sure.....
[10:30] Hxxxxx Cxxxxxxxx stifles a giggle
[10:31] Pxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx: I don't believe that Schrödinger knew whether it was actually his cat

[10:31] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: He couldn't have until he opened the box......
[10:32] exxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Cat probably has strong opinions about that but quantum physicists disregard it
[10:34] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: I wonder if the cat could, by having an opinion, collapse the wave function before someone opens the box....
[10:35] Mxxx Mxxxxxxx: I have a Denver Hax made Schrödinger cat
[10:36] Hxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: oooh

I am not at all surprised that Mr. Hax made his way into this conversation.

[10:36] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: He might not have been sure that he made it......
[10:36] Mxxx Mxxxxxxx: oh its a bunny
[10:36] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Sweet....

"Sweet".

[10:36] Hxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: I have a cat named Schrödinger on my lap at the moment
[10:37] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Oh no. One of the exploding bunnies is still on the grid?
[10:37] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): RUN
[10:37] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Nice. My RL avi sometimes needs to negotiate with her cat over access to the keyboard....
[10:38] Hxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Schrödinger does not believe in negotiations
[10:38] Mxxx Mxxxxxxx: Schrödinger's Bunny Experiment: You Killed the Wabbit!
[10:48] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: there's a piranha rabbit behind [Cxxxxxxx]'s house that will attack you until you leave the parcel.
[10:48] Hxxxxx Cxxxxxxxx: aka vorpal bunny?
[10:49] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: I believe it is called "perfectly innocent rabbit" or something to that effect.

That would be the vorpal bunny, yes. They used to run rampant on St. Kitt's. (See historical documentation, part one, and part two.)

[10:49] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: O frabjous day! Kalloo-KALLAY!
[10:49] Hxxxxx Cxxxxxxxx: :D
[10:49] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): That also sounds like a Hax invention, to be fair.
[10:49] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: it is.
[10:50] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: There is no such thing as perfect innocence, especially in Caledon
[10:50] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: he also left a my little pony on the mountain. same thing.
[10:50] Hxxxxx Cxxxxxxxx: There's probably some of the exploding turkeys (?) I think it was running round Stormhold and a few other places.

But I could be wrong, to be fair. Maybe Mr. Hax was always the source of dangerous toys.

[10:50] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Well, he didn't invent those, those came first, I believe.

[[Late insert from the Editrix: I am doubly wrong, Mr. Hax DID invent the exploding turkeys.]]

[10:50] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: there's an exploding turkey in tanglewood still
[10:51] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: No sim should be entiely without an exploding something or other.....
[10:52] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: stormhold has [Sxxx], does that count?

I don't know, how often does Mr. J explode?

[10:52] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): For anyone who may not know, who arrived after the departure of Mr. Hax...he was less a mad scientist, and...more a minor deity. And he dearly loved things that blew up.
[10:52] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) laughs
[10:52] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Adding enough kale and andouille sausage might do it.....
[10:53] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: I am sad I never got to meet him. sounded like a fun guy.
[10:53] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I think you'd have liked each other. :D

I won't say Mr. Hax and I were fast friends, or that I knew him intimately. We argued terribly from time to time. But I did know him enough, having had several talks on the value of things that attack avatars, things that explode avatars, and varieties of tea, that I believe I'm comfortable making that statement.

[10:54] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: me too......I'm always a little wistful about the Old Days for having missed them.....

There are things I miss, but overall, in spite of the insane pace of upgrades, the glitching, the inherent problems in the system, now...I think Second Life is more balanced these days. Of course, this is someone speaking who knew said Old Days, having lived through them. ("SOOOO old", Edward said. That is still making me laugh. Yes, ancient of days, disintegrating as we speak into vaguely unnerving dust and bits of strange fur.)

[10:55] txxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: I sometimes wonder if he's still about in a different guise
[10:57] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Well. Always possible.
[10:57] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): If it helps, Miss [Txxxx], the avatars are a LOT better now. :D
[10:58] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: I probably would have. but then again I'm not sure that much chaos and destruction in one place would have ended well.
[10:58] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I look back at old pictures and just shake my head at the graphics. (Though...that could also be who I was dating at the time. :D )
[10:58] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): It may not!
[10:58] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): He blew up St. Kitt's all on his own, after all. No one helped! :D
[10:58] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: oh, yeah, SL used to be ugly as sin.
[10:58] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) grins
[10:59] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: I don't have old pictures of my self--came on around 8 yrs ago. That was a wise judgment, I've been told.....
[10:59] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: very wise.

Case in point:



Someone actually looked at that and hired me. To dance for people! :D

[10:59] txxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: And now it's a horrid mishmash of incompatible body parts and clothing. I'm not sure we've gained that much.

Oh, I don't know. Yes, it's harder now to make exactly what one wants--I mean, I've been trying to learn enough of mesh to capture a certain avatar look for over a decade now, and still haven't managed it--but there are more options, I suppose, is the main point.

[11:00] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: I spent years as a female avatar because I couldn't get the male avs to look like what I wanted.
[11:00] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: I don't see a reason to get a mesh head--the ones I've seen all look as if they're around 1 5 years old.....
[11:01] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) grins. Or pouty runway models, yes.
[11:01] txxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: And I'm neither of the above, not hardly......
[11:02] Gxxxxxxx Hxxxx: I like my head. in fact I look quite horrifying without it. and I don't mean in the decapitation way.
[11:02] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Though that is a disturbing enough image

All in all, fun conversation. And some food for thought. Schröderanged as it was.

my hands are tied, but not tied enough

What is wrong with people? Don't get me wrong, that's a pretty template. I own a version, and I have been thinking about picking up the full-perm version to play with textures. But. I own it precisely because it's a very adult set of harem pants that I can still technically wear on G sims.

I am an adult. I can do that. Put that on a child, though? We're back to pedophilia on parade, and can SL designers please STOP doing that?!

Today I learned that not only was there a satirical publication called Der Götz von Berlichingen, named after a historical badass, but a bit more about said historical badass.

And in other news:

[11:19] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx:



[11:20] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Wow.
[11:21] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Every day is Halloween in [Lxxx] world
[11:23] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): As it should be.
[11:23] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I, also, try to keep the spirit of the season year 'round.
[11:23] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx:



a friend said " You look like you're about to draw me into some really creepy circus tent"
[11:24] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Not inaccurate, as an impression.
[11:25] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: It does have that feel yes, a pure accident really but those are the best
[11:25] txxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Am I the only person thinking of this song...?
[11:26] mxxxxxx Lxxxxx: It is quite incredible look, I do love the colors
[11:26] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx laughs
[11:27] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8DO4EKAztM more like
[11:28] rxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: TY [Fxxxx] it's as usual a Frankenstein get up
[11:28] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): That works too.

I don't need a reason for what I became

From a random profile:

Kintsugi (金継ぎ)

When the Japanese mend broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something's suffered damage and has a history it becomes more beautiful.

This is essentially the Barbara Bloom quote about the practice. I've spoken about kintsugi before, both here and on Twitter, I believe, and it's still something that's become one of my core values. Of course, I have no gold in my makeup, but I do believe that what has broken me in the past has not destroyed me. Everything I have gone through has shaped me into the person I am, good and bad, and while that gives me weaknesses, it also makes me stronger in some ways. And I do not hide my scars.



There's a LifeGate article that goes into the history of the practice, and names who first asked for it to be done. See also "What a Broken Bowl Can Teach Us", this essay on the practice from the Modern Gypsy blog, or Becca Risa Luna's article on the topic.



All I know is, it's a much better mental image for my bad days than stitches, sutures and wounds, and I think it's better for me, as well.

Moving on, an amusing bit of chat I wanted to share from a few days ago.

[14:18] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): I agree with an observation I saw on the internet, about learning foreign languages.
[14:18] Violet Scrivener (violetscrivener): oh?
[14:18] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): Latin: Words like "yes" and "no" aren't important, but let's memorize these 3,000 ways to kill you.
[14:19] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): Greek: Okay, naughty children! It's participles time!
[14:19] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): Egyptian of course is Ancient Pictionary
[14:19] Emilly Orr: HEE
[14:19] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): French: Pronouncing every letter is for chumps.
[14:19] Emilly Orr: Gad, is there one for Welsh?
[14:19] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): German: Let's combine all the words and make Onegiantfrankenword!
[14:20] Fleming Helfenstein (mountainhall) chortles
[14:20] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): Mandarin: lol, what's a verb tense?
[14:20] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): Spanish: LOL what isn't a verb tense!!
[14:20] Emilly Orr: I love these
[14:20] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): English: Welcome to Hell.
[14:20] Violet Scrivener (violetscrivener) grins
[14:21] Emilly Orr claps
[14:22] Emilly Orr: English has also been described as the language that chases other languages down the alley, beats them up, and steals their words.
[14:22] Calla Iris Waydelich (callidus.waydelich): Yes!!
[14:22] Violet Scrivener (violetscrivener): I believe it.

I do. I'm still curious what this bit of the net would say about Welsh.

it'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar

I'm spending some time tonight culling inventory, and tonight it was notecards. Some I'm sorting and keeping, many I'm deleting, but some are just odd enough to be passed on. I have no idee when I got this one; it's simply called "Magnus's slave rules", and it arrived in inventory on September 11, 2007.

A submissive’s lessons:

I will not glue pretty rhinestones to Master’s floggers.
I will not aim for Master’s head.
I will not yet “FIRE!” every time Master lights a candle.
I will not slap Master with my bra.
Punishment is neither boring nor pointless.
I will not call Master “Dr. Death”.
I will not tell Master “You hit like a girl”.
I will not eat all of Master’s MandMs while he is at work.
I will not call Master “spud head,” “butt head” or any kind of head. Masters ARE perfect.
Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master.
I will not peek out of the blindfold.
There is no such thing as “slave immunity”.
I did not win an Oscar for my last session.
I will not hide all of Master’s toys.
I will not say “Oh Master, you’re the bestest and biggest” just to get a spanking.
I will not give Master the bent fork no matter how mad I am at him.
I will not hide a mouse trap inside Master’s toy chest.
My last assignment was not stolen by one-armed net hackers.
I will not scare the newbies by telling them “All REAL subs like bullwhips”.
I will refrain from saying “Hail Satan” when I don’t like Master’s orders.
I will not use Master’s bondage table for a skateboard ramp, or a slide into the pool.
I will not bite my Master on the bottom every time He says “Bite me”.
I will not put superglue on the whip handle, or the inside of Master’s boots.
I will not leave post-it notes on my behind for my Master.
I will not correct Master’s grammar while he is correcting me.
I will not tie Master to the bed while He is sleeping.
I will not put dead batteries in my Master’s cattle prod.
I will not switch a glue stick for Master’s chap stick.
I will not stick out my tongue at Master when he’s not looking.
I will not use the pages from Master’s Dom Handbook to start the grill.
I will not yell “Yellow!” in the grocery store.
I will not count by twos when counting strokes of the flogger.
I will not put Alka Seltzer in my mouth before a scene and scare Master by frothing at the mouth.
I will not drop my jaw and answer with, “You want me to do WHAT?!”
I will not sabotage anything in Master’s bag of tortures...

...having me as a sub is torture enough!

I won't lie, some of these made me giggle rather a lot.

now here you are with your faith, and your Peter Pan advice

[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: kill things, have fun, dont be a dick

Generally good advice...

[Zone] Grey Worm@phutt1989: Don't be a pug
[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: k thanks
[Zone] Vogio Vorgo@CamelCamelCamel: I'd say don't use ID scrolls on green drops.
[Zone] Vogio Vorgo@CamelCamelCamel: Others might disagree.

Like me, but it must be said there's this running controversy between two modes of thought, and they're pretty clear-cut. The mode espoused here is generally seen in heavily-armored, strength-is-the-only-attribute warrior sorts, who believe it doesn't exist as a usable item if it's not blue or purple. (The four 'levels' of magical items and armor in Neverwinter: white, up to about level 10; green, up to about level 35, blue, up to about level 50; and purple, up to level 60--and beyond into Epic.)

[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: can all classes tank or is it only certain ones?
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: Build them right, a most can, yes.
[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: GWF, GF are tanks.
[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: DC can tank in a pinch
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: I hate tanking as a cleric

But it can be done. I know; on my level-60 cleric, I've done it.

[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: but this game doesnt really need tanks
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: XD
[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: oh k cool thats a good
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: tsk tsk
[Zone] Matty Jay@mjaus01: do you need to team up in this game at higher levels?
[Zone] Baelok Zsasz@ibtbam: join a good guild man
[Zone] Baelok Zsasz@ibtbam: that's your team
[Zone] Solaris@toxicphoenix: Only a few things call for a party. Most are solo-able.
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: Define ... "good guild." :P
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: I really need to build up my guild again. I miss the interaction
[Zone] Baelok Zsasz@ibtbam: i suppose... friendly, knowledgeable, willing to party up together instead of pugging

So, "pugging". I actually had to go look this one up, and once I tracked down the definition, I understood, and understood also why it's used so dismissively. Neverwinter as a game, in and of itself, is extremely prone to pugging, almost as a rule for behavior.

Pugging, as it is currently defined, involves the act of soliciting pick-up groups. So what's a pick-up group? Let's take Neverwinter grouping as an example. All groups, even large epic dungeon parties, max out at five people. So you can go in solo (and generally fail), if you want; you can go in with up to four other friends, people you know and (generally) can rely upon; or you can just pick up strangers out of chat, and deal with the consequences.

For some things it's not an issue. During the run of the Winter Festival, there was a vendor giving out daily 'starlight parcels'. These contained a paltry amount of in-game coin, a Star of Fortune (which had other benefits), and a voucher for a gift package on the Zen Market, which is essentially the cash shop for the game.

Once you unpacked the parcel, you generally got an event item (ice "fireworks", "sky beams", or sky lanterns were the typical things), an enchanting stone or a special companion, mount, or piece of equipment, and a Gift of Simril.

And to use that, you basically had to gather up to four other people--friends or random strangers--get them in all in the same place near each other, then launch your gifts. The trick was, this year, your gifts wouldn't give anything to you, only to other people. So, pugging actually became a hefty consideration: "Can I trust random strangers to accept my gifts, then toss out their own? Will they take mine, then leave the party? Should I wait until I can get my friends online for this?"

A lot of us did both things, I can't even tell you which is better. I had fun both ways, and something that was so purely devoted to simply giving struck me as both entirely appropriate to the season, and a really nice gesture on the part of the Neverwinter admins.

Anyway, long-winded answer to a slang term needing definition, we return to our conversation, already in progress:

[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: oh big question, i heard of med kits? i only have potions now and there on a cooldowns, do medkits have cooldowns?
Yes.

[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: But.. everyone promises that... and they never give it.
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: ;D
[Zone] Solaris@toxicphoenix: I don't see a point to guilds past some extra quests and not having to pug.
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: The med kits are for when you are injured
[Zone] Intrika@zestragic: Fawn is a great companion. It opens a healing pond at a start of fight
[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: what is injured? debuf?
[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: med kits are for when you die...like in that other game where you lose durability
[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: oh k, i havent died yet lol
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: I mean of course there is like.. Teamspeak and such but. it's a sack of drama. D: and I am too much of a diva myself.

No, really? With that name? I am shocked, sir, SHOCKED, I say.

[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: It is when you die and respawn... you use an injury kit to heal them
[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: or stand by a fire for 3 min
[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: k ty lol
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: Or you can ask a nice person to get you a stack of injury kits. ;)
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: lolz
[Zone] i am sexy@stevenshu1989: who can help me buy a mount, i want a faster mount

Begging is generally not the way. Just FYI.

[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: I usually fall asleep when waiting for an injury to heal then get kicked off LOL
[Zone] Solaris@toxicphoenix: Pro tip carry a full stack of kits with you at all times. o.o
[Zone] Wez@monkeybababoey: yeah im terrible at spells haha
[Zone] Jill Stritter@beanbastard: queue for Armories of Moradin , its easy AD
[Zone] Matty Jay@mjaus01: can anyone tell me how to turn tips off plz?
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: I'd like to know that one actually
[Zone] Jill Stritter@beanbastard: like everything in this game
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: Pets his Cockatrice while looking down at his knee, beginning to nod off. He shakes his head waking up suddenly and picks up his Cockatrice and puts in in his lap after sitting down on his throne.
[Zone] Gluteus Maximus@hellwinkle: quit playing with your cock
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: It's not a cock, it's a nub of butter


.......

[Zone] Jill Stritter@beanbastard: is jealous of Sir HomoFabulous Cockatrice
[Zone] Sir HomoFabulous@xrainbowcupcak3x: Glances up tilting his head to the side at Gluteus's remark, and behind his Unicorn mask he glares, then laughs hysterically.
[Zone] Solaris@toxicphoenix: I'd like my girlfriend to go both ways,but it's not going to happen.Just like no one is going to give things away they can make a ton of AD on.
[Zone] Gennal Stalkingwolf@simpleton2014: enjoy your victory, it wont come again for a while
[Zone] Z'ress@divineheart17: Make the voices in my head stop!

Oh, haven't we all said that from time to time...