29 October, 2020

well, I ain't really drowning, 'cause I see the beach from here

Wait a minute. The blurb for this one says
In honour of the Goddess Varahi and the Dakini Lands She inhabits - Join us in our Worship!
So...the Companions' Guild. The Companions' Guild has a haunt??

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Okay, where's the haunt?

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Well, that's a dead end. And...that seems to be about it! Disappointing. Moving on!

The HALLOWEEN HAUNT THEMEPARK claims to have
10 SCARY RIDE ATTRACTIONS MONSTER COASTERS ,HAUNTED HOUSE, AREA 51 AND MUCH MUCH MORE
OPEN 24 /7
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The first attraction claimed to be "BEYOUND HELL". Okay, let's go see.

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Ah, it's a ride. Okay. And weirdly, the sign above the attraction is spelled correctly. I'm confused.

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And it's actually not a dark ride--it's more of a rollercoaster, through walls, over lava, pretty good music in the background. It's okay. Not terrible.

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There was a ride called "Dragon's Flight" that didn't engage, but this one was called "Devil's Hell", and I wasn't sure if it was going to be a walk-through, or a ride.

It was another ride.

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But...a really, really slow one, and hard to take pictures on.

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And apparently there's also an Area 51 ride.

I mean, all in all, it's not terrible, there's a lot of variety here, and if you're not focused on taking pictures, it might even be more fun? So...solid three out of five skulls.

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