03 September, 2019

I must follow the sound

Remind me never to go to the House of FED:
FED Home of human only sadists and victims. No child avatars and must be over the age of 30 days. Here you can experience Snuff, Execution, Dolcett, Hanging, Garrote, Crucifixion, Beheading, Impalement, Electric Chair, Burning, Sawing, Torture & Necro.
Ergh. Why did that even come UP on a "haunted house" search?!??

Well, after that, let's keep things simple. How about Asan's Haunted House? They also have weird descriptives, but from a radically different direction:
Haunted house horror trivia win linden shopping hang out newbie friendly safe haunted
Much better. Off we go! (Though I'm never sure how well "haunted" and "safe" go together, as terms.)



So...it's on mainland. And I'm not sold on having a neon "OPEN" sign above the front door. But the tree is pretty. It's Lunaria's "Tree of Dreams", the season changing version, which (at least currently) retails for L$150. And oh yes, it's mesh.



It's an old-school haunt, definitely. Furnished a bit sparsely, which may only to be expected as the house itself is built for ten foot tall, three feet wide avatars to move within. And apparently it has rats.



There's a back hallway on the ground floor with eight narrow doors. None of them open. How odd.



I'd be a bit worried about cuddling next to the fire with that many cobwebs...one wonders, naturally, about the size of the spiders who made them.



Oh. Oh dear. Never reuse the same furniture pieces. It's not only generally not done, but also reflects that this abandoned house's original owners apparently bought sofas by the job lot, and...well, unless one runs a hotel, one would never do that.



Case in point. Now, while a builder may use similar fireplaces, or even the same fireplaces, simply because fireplaces and mantels have a similar standard shape, there is zero way one would put up the same exact portraits, the same exact books, the same exact pillows, and THE SAME EXACT COBWEBS. No. I don't believe it. Not at all.

I'm done here.

My advice: skip this one entirely.

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