it's only half past the point of no return

CHANCES HAUNTED HOUSE 2016!!!, the sign shrilled at me. Hmm. Well, let's give it a go, at least.



Cannibal kitchen, check.


Human meat and bugs, check.



Alice in the chair, check.



Okay, this is somewhat new--combining the mad scientist's lab, the haunted attic, the haunted schoolhouse, AND the body under the rug into one area!

I'm not saying that's good, mind...but it's new.

I'd say...there's some good poses in some of the furnishings, a few photo ops, but for the most part, this one plays with concepts that are pretty tired out. Go if you want, but don't expect to be dazzled by originality.