05 September, 2018

how do you fit all that, in them jeans?

Enter the fetish doll:



Wow. Just...wow. While it is a skin shop, and people have stripped off to see all of the skin when they try on demos, it's still rare for someone to walk in who's basically undressed while still clothed. I'm still not sure all the 'censored' bars are covering everything.



And...listen, this isn't a race thing, a class thing, I don't care, personally. This is more a..."your proportions are WRONG" thing. And I'm not talking about the ass the size of Texas. Or really the Overfilleds with the enhanced nipples. I'm mostly talking, as usual, about feet and hands. Those ankles would snap like the twigs they are if this person was actually walking around RL.

Like Mikel Ruffinelli, for example. She's been measured as literally having eight-foot-around hips. But look at her ankles. Look at her hands. They may not be completely proportional to "dat ass", but they are in proportion to the rest of her body. Those ankles, those hands, they look like they belong with the rest of her.

Miss Fetish? It's all wrong. Hands are too tiny, ankles are skinny twigs, the proportions are completely off. It's visually unsettling. Bulk the ankles up a bit so they don't look like a single step in those heels will fracture them. Something.

Or let's take another example, that of Eudoxie Yao. Her wrists and her ankles fit her body. Is her ass kind of dwarfing the rest of her? Sure. But she, as a whole, fits visually.

The least we can do in SL is, if we're going for human proportions, to remember that humans have proportional frames. Sure, bump the boobs up, bump the ass up, if that's your thing--go wild. Miss Fetish clearly did. But remember that humans are basically proportional. That's all.

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