Sunday, November 18, 2007

but you, you're not allowed, you're uninvited

The Ambassador of Bib is having problems adapting.

[3:29] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: nay, sleep will not come to me
[3:29] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: for i have slept the day away after getting back from the airport last morning
[3:30] Emilly Orr: For thee are jet-lagged.
[3:31] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: it took me like half a day to figure out why i only had to set my clocks ahead 2 hours instead of 3... when i set them back 3 on the way there
[3:31] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: then it hit me...
[3:31] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: hawaii doesnt have daylight savings time
[3:31] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: MYSTERY SOLVED i basically time travelled
[3:32] Emilly Orr: Ah
[3:32] Emilly Orr: So...jet-lagged....from the FUTURE
[3:33] Emilly Orr: No wonder you're out of sync

He returns with WARNINGS!

[3:33] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: i return from a world where man serves machine and robots roam the earth
[3:34] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: HEED MY WARNINGS mankind we must stop our foolish ways and ipod technology must not be developed any further
[3:36] Emilly Orr: But...but...iPod!
[3:36] Emilly Orr: How will our music best serve our Robot Overlords if we don't fully develop the iPod!
[3:37] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: NO. the doom of man comes with the release of the iPod Skynet
[3:37] Emilly Orr: I thought the doom of man came with the release of the iLife
[3:37] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: well i only went an hour into the future, the iLife wasn't out yet
[3:37] Emilly Orr: Oh, it's coming
[3:38] Emilly Orr: Along with the iDog, the iFirstborn and the iWife
[3:38] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: oh damn that sounds kinda sweet though
[3:38] Emilly Orr: hee
[3:38] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: i'll take 2 of each
[3:39] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: KNEEL BEFORE iFamily, earthlings
[3:39] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: you. are. obselete.
[3:40] Emilly Orr: Nah, they need us
[3:40] Emilly Orr: Who'd buy their products otherwise?
[3:41] Ninja Tsiolkovsky: iConsumers

Oh, well, there you go.

((What? I miss God, damn it. Never thought that day would come....and he's the closest to Deity, by Stiv. After all, Stiv did kill him during Killwanzaa...))

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