slipped down, couldn't get much lower

The glasses are a nice touch.

In the meantime, I remain baffled by this headline. I mean, Tumblr is only down 30% of users? I expected that figure to be much higher. Pursuant to that, from another chat forum:

[1:01 AM] Fxxxxxx: 30 percent is less than I expected tbh.
[1:01 AM] Fxxxxxx: I didn't expect it to completely die, but I expected a higher drop than that.
[1:04 AM] Axx: I expected less, really, between the "yeah I'm kinda leaving but not really leaving" crowd and the "I'll just put the porn elsewhere but Tumblr remains my primary thing" ones.
[1:04 AM] Axx: And the many faceless others who are simply too bound by habit to do otherwise.

If it helps, I only still have an account because I'm culling through the archives, throwing everything I want to keep up on a separate blog, and then I'll kill the account. I don't read the currents anymore, I don't scan through my feed, I don't say anything on the platform since the Decision of Great Stupidity went in. Essentially, they're counting me as an active user when I'm nothing like.

Meanwhile, beyond the screen, I was shopping for a sun hat. This made my brain crumple:

1900 beach caps for women cap ball womens baseball trucker hats sun visor 5.5'' large brim summer uv protection girls straw hat foldable floppy

I don't want a swimming cap. I don't want a trucker hat or a ball cap. I want a sun hat. And this wasn't a straw hat, it was a linen one.

wide sleeve wedding dress pop collection wave short lolita curly wigs + wig wide-brimmed wide-brim cowboy brimmed mens witch black jfh bora

I'm definitely not in the market for a wedding dress. I don't own a single wig, let alone a curly Lolita one. Wait, no, that's wrong, I do have one shoulder-length, straight pink wig specifically to use with my clown costume. Which I have worn twice, to be fair, so I figure the wig was a good buy. That aside, it's not a Lolita-style wig.

Where does witch come in? And the hat's not black, so where does black come in? What on earth is 'bora'? And it's not a mens' hat, so...bwuh?

booney outdoor safari men red fedora extra wool a zzcc women's retro felt bowler ladies kids lanzom panama roll up with hard group safari/outback neck flap white yellow s girl boater big spf farmer scarecrow

It's not a fedora. It's not a boater hat. It's not made of wool or felt. It's not red. It's not in kid sizes. It's not a farmer hat. How in the hells does scarecrow fit in?

round blue fall vintage roxy cute open costume paper crushable plain hawaiian brown cowgirl halloween quicksilver fancy navy tan flat stetson

Hoo, boy. It's not a cowgirl thing. It's not for Halloween. It's not for costume use. It's not "Roxy", whatever that is. It has nothing to do with mercury. It's not a Stetson.

western small collapsible pink mexican mini columbia farm gray 1920s farmers garden natural orange green asian funny travel scala adjustable golf

Again, no Western influence anywhere. It's not from Mexico, Columbia, the 1920s, though to be fair, it may be from Asia. It's not grey, it's not for farming, it's not pink. I guess one could use this in a garden...

bulk boho hawaii oneil quiksilver purple hillbilly colored raffia italian flexible country sexy mg outback toyo boat cuban chinese french folding lifeguard beige woven rolled joyebuy upf50 personalized cloche

It's not a cloche, it's not for lifeguards, it's not personalized, it's not Italian, it's not Cuban, it's not raffia, it's not a "hillbilly" style, whatever that is. Again, sorry, no mercury in the product. It probably will fold, it probably is flexible, but it's not purple or from Hawaii. It's definitely not Italian. It's definitely not from Australia. What does "toyo boat" mean? I have no clue. It's not French, Scala didn't make it, I guess since it has a color, it may qualify as colored...

But overall, I'm just massively confused. Amazon, police your listings.