Scenes from a Chat: Half-Translated Penor edition

Bright and early of a (late) morning, this happened.

[11:08] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: hey is there any Penis with HUD in free ?

Meet our protagonist, Mr. R, a completely clueless hack. You'll see why.

[11:09] Axxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: preciso de cabeça mesh sou nova

Translation: "I need a mesh head. I'm new." Okay.

[11:09] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: ..
[11:10] rxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: oi [axxxxxx] olha tem uma terra que oferece um corpo mesh basico

This one didn't translate as perfectly. "hi [axxxxxx] looks have a land that offers a basic mesh body". I don't know if she meant Looks is a store with a basic mesh body, or what, but she wasn't asking about a mesh body anyway, just the head.

[11:10] pxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: HI
[11:10] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: tell
[11:10] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: hey is there any Penis with HUD in free ?

Just stop, Mr. R. Just...stop.

[11:10] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: can you stop please is a pg group D:
[11:10] Sxxx Mxxxxxxx: seriously??

Seriously, this is another shopping/sales/freebies group that is rated General Content. So no cursing, no sexual innuendo, no vamping for pets to abuse, none of that.

[11:11] rxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: é brasil sl voluntários, algo assim. posso te ajudar mas agora estou no telemóvel, manda IM que mais logo te ajudo [axxxxxx]

This translated as " It's Brazil, volunteers, something like that. I can help you but now I'm on the phone, send IM that I'll help you later, [axxxxxx". Okay, good offer from a member of the group.

[11:11] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: PG group ?
[11:11] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: it's [name of freebies/gift group] group
[11:11] rxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: lol....
[11:11] jxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: yes no adult stuff
[11:11] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: means dont say taht stuff!!!!!
[11:12] jxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: read the group charter/description.
[11:12] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: well if so thn sorry

You're not sorry.

[11:12] sxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: oh penis is not a natural part of a human body?

Don't be a jerk.

[11:12] sxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: Look on marketplace is all i will say lol...
[11:12] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: ....
[11:12] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: but 1 confusion
[11:13] Sxxx Mxxxxxxx blocks the conversation and thinks the topic should change
[11:13] jxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: in there under the "NOT ALLOWED in chat:" you can find, "Most Adult sims/items"
[11:13] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: muted all yucky things sorry not sorry
[11:13] sxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: nipples? [axx]? breats? vaginas?

It's "breasts", and you were asked to stop.

[11:13] sxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: you ppl never know about them, also in rl?
[11:13] sxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: shame

I take it back, you're not a jerk, you're a troll.

[11:14] Bxxxxx Wxxxxxx: he asked the same thing last night
[11:14] rxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: support to [sxxx]

No support to [sxxx]. And if he asked the same question in chat last night, then he's not sorry.

[11:14] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: hope a mod catches ya :D
[11:14] mxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: *chitters cutely at [Mxxxxxxxx]*
[11:15] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: snuggles her [mxxxx]
[11:15] sxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: sshhh sex emotions are forbidden in this group

You're just entirely useless as a human, aren't you?

[11:15] jxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: if you read what I put in quotation marks I pulled straight from the group description and not out of context. just cut out the items not relevant to the topic.
[11:16] Cxxx Lxxxxxxxx: wait.. what's a sex emotion? Is that like "I really love your butt?"
[11:16] jxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: can read it yourself if you don't believe me.

I've said this before in older entries, but this is, verbatim, the group bio of restrictions and rules:

• NOT ALLOWED in chat:
• Store ads/spam/self-promotion
• 3 lines MAX posts
• MP and most outside links
• Drama/rudeness
• Criticizing stores/gifts
• Malls-Franchises
• Disco/Club/DJ ads
• Breedables
• Land rental/sale
• Most Adult sims/items
• Gambling
• Car/motor-AO/Anims-Pay MM/LBs
• RP: OOC only
• Pls don't link your blog in chat

So there is it, the official rules, which are clearly obvious in the group's description, AS WELL as being linked by mods at least once a week.

[11:16] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: i muted them they goton my nerves before
[11:16] jxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: I am hoping for a mod to catch this chat.
[11:16] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxx: same

Some people just don't learn unless they're hit with the clue-by-four, or bounced by a mod. I figure they'll both get there eventually.