this is not the way into my heart, into my head

Out of the blue in a store group--a store group of a skin designer, no less:

[11:32] Sxxxxxxxx: 􀀀
.❀**•.¸.❀**•.¸.❀****•.¸.❀**•.¸.❀**•
♥ Diamond Sexy Girls♥

And really, do you need more than that to know it was posted in the wrong place? But I'm including the rest anyway, because I get to badly translate it through Google Translate:

Приглашаем вас 22.05.....в 21.00 ...на вечеринку в восточном стиле!!!
Лёгкая музыка в арабском стиле!!!
красивые девочки в костюмах востока
Открытый голосовой канал !!!
Просто кинуть зад на кресла расслабиться !!! !
Отдохни от мира уйди в нирвану !!!
Самая Строптивая DJ
..❀**•.¸.❀**•.¸.❀****•.¸.❀**•.¸.❀**•.¸
¸. 􀀁

Which roughly means...

We invite you on 05.22 ..... at 21.00 ... for a party in oriental style !!!
Light music in Arabic style !!!
beautiful girls in oriental costumes
Open voice channel !!!
Just throw your ass on the chairs to relax !!! !
Take a break from the world and go to nirvana !!!
The Obstinate DJ

So...it's a...dance??

[11:32] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: )
[11:32] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: а нах ты сюда кидаешь [[And why are you throwing it here?]]
[11:32] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: тут запрещено кидать русскую рекламу [[It is forbidden to throw Russian ads here]]

Yeah, I'm with Mr. M, here.

[11:32] Sxxxxxxxx: [location of said whatever]
[11:33] Sxxxxxxxx: ок
[11:33] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: дура сука пхаха [[stupid {b*tch} hahaha]]
[11:33] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: тебя щас забанят [[you will be banned right now]]

Don't I wish.

[11:33] Sxxxxxxxx: да они надоели уже со своей рекламой [[yes they are already tired of their advertising]]

Wait, who's tired? Ms. S. is tired? We're ALL tired of Ms. S. spewing this nonsense in the group, but--that phrasing is odd, even through GT.

[11:33] Sxxxxxxxx: Привет Вов [[Hi Vov]]

Who's Vov?

[11:33] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: нахуй мне твой привет? [[F*ck me your hello]]

So, Ms. S. thinks Mr. M is Vov??

[11:33] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: я не забываю хуеты [[I don't forget f+cking]]

Well, who does, really, but--rude.

[11:33] Sxxxxxxxx: )))) [[???]]
[11:34] Sxxxxxxxx: повопи какой ты несчастный [[cry how unhappy you are]]

Wau, what a troll.

[11:34] Sxxxxxxxx: поной [[well]]
[11:34] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: слейся кикимора ты старая [[go kikimora you are old]]

This one I had to look up. Apparently a Kikimora is a hag spirit in Russian folklore?

[11:34] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: на твой голос даже дрочить стремно [[even jerking off to your voice is dumb]]

Ooh, snap.

[11:34] Sxxxxxxxx: школота)))) [[She's basically calling him a child]]
[11:35] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: ну да [[well yes]]
[11:35] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: мне не 60 [[I'm not sixty]]
[11:35] Sxxxx Mxxxxxxxx: как те старая пизда [[like those old...uh, let's just say 'women']]
[11:35] Sxxxxxxxx: ммм. как прикольно.. 60 тебе? и ты девочка? [[mmm. how cool .. 60 for you? and are you a girl?]]

I don't even get this one. So he just said, fine, call me a schoolboy, I'm not an old git, and she's saying...so you're a 60-year-old-girl? That was the best insult she could come up with? What is she, five?

[11:40] Pxxx Fxxxxx: This is not the group for it [Sxxxxxxxx]

Damn straight it's not.

[11:41] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Wow, I see someone getting kicked out of the group in future...

And apparently, she was summarily kicked, because group chat fell silent.


And everybody clapped. Probably literally.