Friday, April 13, 2007

what if God was one of us?

[20:22] Stiv Kaczmarek: cancel that
[20:22] Stiv Kaczmarek: Mission accomplished
[20:22] Emilly Orr: Cancel what, I crashed?
[20:22] Stiv Kaczmarek: I needed you to shoot me in the dick
[20:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: Now, shoot the head
[20:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: Hurry up damn it
[20:24] Emilly Orr: Errr....
[20:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: What do I pay you people for???
[20:24] Emilly Orr searches for gun....knife...knife...sword...assassin's dagger....bag of torture devices....
[20:24] Emilly Orr: Um...
[20:25] Stiv Kaczmarek: Pssssh, use anythin
[20:25] Stiv Kaczmarek: Hell, pick a point and use it
[20:25] Emilly Orr flips out the assasin's dagger, shrugging
[20:25] Emilly Orr: BANZAAIIIII!
[20:25] Emilly Orr stabs God in the eye
[20:25] Stiv Kaczmarek: FUCKER
[20:25] Emilly Orr: What?
[20:25] Emilly Orr: You said!
[20:25] Stiv Kaczmarek: THAT BETTER HAVE GONE IN
[20:26] Emilly Orr: Only by about six inches....I could push it in the last three
[20:26] Stiv Kaczmarek: Well, get to work
[20:26] Stiv Kaczmarek: I have a timetable here
[20:26] Emilly Orr knocks God down, straddles his chest, and pushes on the dagger until it sinks to the hilt and into the ground below
[20:27] Emilly Orr: ....wait, damn, what's your SKULL made of, that should've stopped at BONE!
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: Fuck
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: DOnt you have anything blessed or cursed?
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: Maybe enchanted?
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: Doomed?
[20:27] Emilly Orr: Hmm....
[20:27] Emilly Orr: Sword of entropy...
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: Ok, try that
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: Aim for dick or head
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: You can pick
[20:27] Stiv Kaczmarek: Hell, slice both
[20:28] Stiv Kaczmarek: Time is awastin
[20:28] Emilly Orr drags the sword out, the accompanying chimes and bells and black hellspawn smoke appearing, and swings for God
[20:29] Stiv Kaczmarek: Waaaaiting
[20:31] Emilly Orr: Didn't it connect?
[20:31] Emilly Orr: ARGH
[20:31] Stiv Kaczmarek: Shit Em
[20:32] Emilly Orr swings the sword again, screaming, in wild circles, dancing up to God....one swing removes his head, the other whirls her around and embeds in his ribcage
[20:32] Emilly Orr: ....Why am I killing God, again?
[20:32] Stiv Kaczmarek: Is it stuck again?
[20:32] Stiv Kaczmarek: Noooooo reason
[20:32] Emilly Orr tugs at it
[20:32] Emilly Orr: Damn
[20:32] Stiv Kaczmarek: Just keep hackin
[20:33] Stiv Kaczmarek: Christ
[20:33] Stiv Kaczmarek: Now there was a killable god
[20:33] Stiv Kaczmarek: Try something nordic
[20:35] Emilly Orr: Nordic??
[20:35] Stiv Kaczmarek: Yeah, got any?
[20:35] Stiv Kaczmarek: Oh wait, shit
[20:35] Stiv Kaczmarek: Im not nordic
[20:35] Stiv Kaczmarek: hm
[20:35] Stiv Kaczmarek: Have anythin blessed by the pope?
[20:37] Stiv Kaczmarek: You are not doing your job dammit
[20:37] Stiv Kaczmarek: I am still living and still fucking up dammit
[20:39] Stiv Kaczmarek: FUCK me this is hilarious
[20:40] Emilly Orr shakes her head, going through her arsenal
[20:40] Stiv Kaczmarek: Hahahah
[20:40] Emilly Orr: Wau, this may take a while, I have some weird weapons
[20:40] Stiv Kaczmarek: No, Em, haha, you are totally not seein this
[20:40] Stiv Kaczmarek: Its fucking hilarious
[20:40] Stiv Kaczmarek: Yeah, I fucked up again, and this time?
[20:40] Stiv Kaczmarek: Totally not sure what I said
[20:41] Stiv Kaczmarek: Sooooo, confused, and in too good a mood so I am fucking confused and amused at myself
[20:41] Emilly Orr: Ah. And you don't know how you screwed up?
[20:42] Stiv Kaczmarek: Bingo!
[20:42] Stiv Kaczmarek: Hah
[20:42] Stiv Kaczmarek: Ooooh man
[20:42] Stiv Kaczmarek: I am totally fucked too
[20:42] Stiv Kaczmarek: Strange night
[20:43] Stiv Kaczmarek: Hey, anywho, stabbing? Get back on that
[20:44] Emilly Orr: Right, right.
[20:44] Emilly Orr: *hack hack hack*
[20:44] Stiv Kaczmarek: Any thing this time?
[20:44] Stiv Kaczmarek: Go for the brain and fingers now
[20:45] Stiv Kaczmarek: Yup, Im stumped Em
[20:45] Stiv Kaczmarek: I dont know why shes pissed, but I should it seems
[20:53] Stiv Kaczmarek: Fuck it
[20:53] Stiv Kaczmarek: grabs on of the various guns
[20:54] Emilly Orr: Oh, hey, I forgot about that--wait, Ryce gave me that one, is it loaded?
[20:54] Stiv Kaczmarek: Time to see
[20:54] Stiv Kaczmarek: ah
[20:54] Stiv Kaczmarek: good ole ryce
[20:55] Stiv Kaczmarek is Offline


...Wait, I killed God?

...Again??

I gotta find a new religion...

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