it's time for us to lose our weary minds

People get odd in quarantine. Let me tell you a story of several unsettling eggs. It started here:

increasingly-unsettling-eggs

This was followed by a very Seussian breakfast (I don't want to know how they got the ham steak that green):

unsettling-green-eggs

and screaming eggs:

even-more-unsettling-eggs

which were followed by very sad eggs

even-even-more-unsettling-eggs

before someone decided to make cloud eggs in the shell.

unsettling-boiled-egg

This was followed by...an all-egg Bundt cake??

more-unsettling-eggs

But they weren't done yet. The next day someone posted eggs so overcooked they should have been served in a funerary urn:

unsettling-dead-eggs

Following that, double-double yolks were seen:

double-unsettling-eggs

followed by the owl of doom:

unsettling-owl-egg

And the thread finished with "holy" eggs:

unsettling-holy-egg

accompanied by a somewhat suitable reaction pic.

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Gods help you all, you mad desecrators of breakfast. May you live through all your creations.

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