but you will come to a place where the only thing you feel are loaded guns in your face

As much 'fun'...and some days, I'm using the word extremely loosely...as I have capturing Zone chat in Neverwinter, I thought at least one I should represent what unfiltered chat looks like. This is the bulk of what watching chat with Zone, Looking for Group, and Trade enabled gets you:

[Looking For Group] zerokewl@jeffreyholmes88: LFM MC
[Looking For Group] Valna Silentread@ren047: 1 spot for PK pm me
[Looking For Group] WoLFKİNGtR@babacango: 12 K HR LFG FOR KARRU
[Looking For Group] Nabukadnezar@nabukadnezar1: GF 15,7k is looking for any t2 greed
[Looking For Group] Barakas Blackbard@guildart75: LFG CW 14500 FOR VT
[Looking For Group] Marc Urthadar@pandica99: lfg 4xCW 11k+ FH
[Looking For Group] Deda Pantelija@lojkica: Xped GWF LFG VT 2/2
[Looking For Group] Chipper@Sc00teR: ···••• 15.3 GWF LF VT (exp) •••···
[Looking For Group] Lucas Silverkin@kovmil9: LF GWF for VT 2/2! 15k+ FAAST!
[Looking For Group] Ariel@HuskarTuskar: 12.8k CW with p.vorpal lfg any T2 greed run
[Looking For Group] Phelaia Hazer@bothazer: CW 11,6k LFG any T2 Epic
[Looking For Group] Rhappsody@alestorm1222: 13.2k DC debuff lfg any t2.
[Looking For Group] Zerullen@littlegolfcart: 14k CW lfg T2
[Looking For Group] Zintha@rajdhani: CW 12k lfg any T2 delve
[Looking For Group] Brandis Polak@wexi13: TR 15,2 LFG VT 1/2
[Looking For Group] Arcsin@eray3162: 16K CW LFG FOR CN 4/4 EXPED PARTY ONLY HİGH GSES
[Looking For Group] Adrie Moonshadow@eoeana: DC 12.8k LFG MC 3/3
[Looking For Group] Cocoricocoboy@cocoricocoboy: CW Lfg VT 1/2
[Looking For Group] Tree slayer@treeishamie: NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE HIGH DPS CW !!!NEED 3 MORE
[Looking For Group] Lucas Silverkin@kovmil9: LF GWF for VT 2/2! 15k+ FAAST!
[Looking For Group] Deda Pantelija@lojkica: Xped GWF LFG VT 2/2
[Looking For Group] Alex@alexsticot: Need DC 14k+ VT 2/2
[Looking For Group] Apache@zxcpoi: Looking for 2 cw 1 dc for MC 3/3 15k+
[Looking For Group] zerokewl@jeffreyholmes88: LF3M GWF / DC + 1 -- MC
[Looking For Group] Aidan Stringfellow@prometheuspyro: 14.6k HR lfg for MC CN ToS greed please.
[Looking For Group] Abbadon@axven1: 13 k GWF LFG TOS
[Looking For Group] Thorn Raze@thornraze: CW 14,6k gs lfg CN
[Looking For Group] Adrie Moonshadow@eoeana: DC 12.8k LFG MC 3/3
[Looking For Group] Enegdous@enegdous: LF3M CW for CN 4/4 15k+ exped plz
[Looking For Group] Askafruja@dispos666: lf1m karru t2
[Looking For Group] Ariel@HuskarTuskar: 12.8k CW with p.vorpal lfg any T2 greed run
[Looking For Group] bierus@bieruskate: LF2M for ToS multiruns for all DD's 14+ and exped
[Looking For Group] Paw33l@paw33l: lf2m cw 14k+ dc 13k+ tos greed
[Looking For Group] Wil Silverkin@ivanbarakuda: LF3M GWF/ 2CW 14+ , for ToS
[Looking For Group] Platypus Rex@horsesh1t: 15.7K GWF LFG VT 2/2
[Looking For Group] Thorn Raze@thornraze: CW 14.6k gs lfg CN
[Looking For Group] INFERNIX@blackluchox: CW GS 15.4K VT 1/2 O 2/2
[Looking For Group] Satanella@verdena29: Cw lfg for karru\Spell\ToS\ ecc
[Looking For Group] Dementor@chesterro6: Need one ppl for PK last slot DC or CW
[Looking For Group] xxxSICARIUSxxx@simon2219: lfm gramire invite
[Looking For Group] Scotty@mccscotty: GWF LFG 16.7kgs exp VT 2/2 stone+soul armour+g/vorpal
[Looking For Group] Dementor@chesterro6: Need one ppl for PK last slot DC or CW
[Looking For Group] wolfe@nowofle: 14K TR looking for PK
[Looking For Group] Squishy Pants@vanitude: lf2m MC
[Looking For Group] Chaos@wbking50: 13k cw lf mc 3/3
[Looking For Group] Luppolo@lupheart: LF3M for FH, pm me pls
[Looking For Group] wolfe@nowofle: 14K TR looking for PK
[Looking For Group] Kritikal@jordyb90: LFM to SP greed fast ! +13k DC+GWF+CW needed /w gs class
[Looking For Group] luthien@thingol777: LF2M 14k+ for MC 3/3 pm class and GS
[Looking For Group] Iceelf@atoms1: CW lfg md
[Looking For Group] SerCredo@yawulf: 15k cw lf karr
[Looking For Group] Sir Hawklight@schnitee: GWF 13,5k l.soul/g,vorpal lf karru
[Looking For Group] Luppolo@lupheart: NEED DC for FH, pm me pls
[Looking For Group] Sir Hawklight@schnitee: GWF 13,5k l.soul/g,vorpal lf karru
[Looking For Group] SerCredo@yawulf: 15k CW LF KARR
[Looking For Group] Isa_@fondomania: 11 CW LFG ANY T2
[Looking For Group] Scotty@mccscotty: GWF LFG 16.7kgs exp VT 2/2 stone+soul armour+g/vorpal exp only
[Looking For Group] Lone Strider@atarcan: HR 13k+Stone+Vorpal LF any T2
[Looking For Group] Big Belly Joe@fcc2zero99: LFM MC 3/3 CW 15K+ EXP
[Looking For Group] Snoopy@snoopyhssc: LF1M for PK greed 14K+
[Looking For Group] Ilivarra@carbonepapier: One CW, one GF here, both 12k+ gs, looking for members for either daily dreadvault or pirate king, greed run
[Looking For Group] Nia@hajdovajk: TR 11.3k+stone LFG CN
[Looking For Group] Kate Stronghold@jamila200: LF3M 2GWF+DC 14K+EXP FOR VT 2/2
[Looking For Group] NeverSCLMX@choudandan: LF1M DC MC 3/3 PM GS
[Looking For Group] Seznorex@senzorex: LF3M FOR SP 14K+ EXPED
[Looking For Group] Demonique@milky666: lf1m GF for FH for final boss kiting
[Looking For Group] Absinthium@khazala: LFG FOR VT 2/2 CW 14k

This is, of course, also edited--because I tried to trim out repeats where I caught them, begging requests, offers to go buy wares on the Auction House, and backbiting chit-chat. This thing went on for literal pages of chat capture before the editing process.

It's like reading another language, innit? I long for the days where people spelled out what they wanted in chat, like normal thinking beings. When a number's mentioned, that's generally the 'gear score' they're seeking; common abbreviations like "GWF" are what they're looking for with that gear score; and the rest is either how many more they need, or what dungeon they're hitting.

Oh, and whether it's a greed run or a speed run.

So hard to sort through, though, it all just blurs into static for me. My brain says, if you're not willing to take the time to type out "Looking for 3 more for speed dungeon run of Valindra's Tower, need 14K or more gear score, please send tell", then you're not going to be the type of person I want to do a blind dungeon run with, flat out.

Still, speaking of backbiting chitchat:

[Zone] Bello Superatos@canmann: i pull out my wand of magifigance... rub the end of it and it begins to glow....
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: That's cheating
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: I cast mordenkaiden's faithful watchdog
[Zone] Magus@rodanlewarx: ok, i said i wanted my elf to have green eyes, but i think he should have grey eyes
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: Why not Mordenkainan's forceful fist?
[Zone] Gamaa@ozdog247: lol
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: Because dog fist
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: ...Someone not get the joke?

Pretty much, it happens. I mean, until then it was sort of the porny version of the joke, but still recognizable.

[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: Sorry
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: No
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: You know... fisting...

Yeah, but that wasn't the joke.

[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: Ah
[Zone] Magus@rodanlewarx: my monk uses vibrating palm
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: Not a very good joke :P
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: .///.
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: not if I have to explain it.
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: Vibrating palm, for *her* pleasure
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: lol, like anyone cares about HER pleasure...

And this is why you don't have a girlfriend, Tre.

[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: What if you roll a female?
[Zone] Jenn Littleknight@EmillyOrr: Bite your tongue, Tre.
[Zone] Tre Roudenza@roudenza: It was another joke, you know, like the fisting one. apparently sarcasm isn't well received through text
[Zone] Sola Cletpes@xorus4289: No, its not

I don't know about ignoring for that, but hey, at least it wasn't referencing dead hookers?