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- The poster is one of the undead, lurching about conspicuously in cerement wrappings. Also stated: he's the father of several "elegant family". Okay, then.
- The poster is pleading with his family to invest, as immortality is expensive.
- The poster would rather be seen as ridiculous than neglectful as a parent...or as a shambling monster?
- The poster equates children with eldritch horrors. (Well...)
- Finally, the poster seems pretty convinced that involving said eldritch children in a singing group would be pretty profitable.
Actually, no, I do have one more thing--apparently the knockoff designer shoe people like me, and I'm beginning to see why--I publish their stuph, which, even translated, hits the search spiders.
So for this one, I'm just going to transcribe out the advice it gives in the hopes that it will be helpful.
This one originally hit that same 2009 entry, and this is what it suggested:
- In marriage, the correct dress color is essential. Also, dressing Marie is essential. (Apparently if you don't have a bride named Marie, you should get one.)
- Marriage parties should also offer souvenirs, flowers, and knockoff pumps. (I guess knockoff pumps go with anything.)
- Once the dress is picked out, the correct foot for the bride's feet should be picked out. (I guess if her feet don't fit, they'll need to be replaced.)
- Marriage is all about the shoes. Remember that.
- Do not buy shoes that make your feet dance. (These are known as cursed shoes, and really, you should avoid them.)
- Do not buy shoes that make your legs shake. (Because, dear gods, why would you?)
- And for wedding shoes, you should decide the exact size necessary to walk in the eye. (Because...uh....that's important?)