and when our children fight our wars, while we sit back just keeping score

A visitation from God, two hours before midnight.

Team Interracial Gangbang: THUG LYFE
Team Interracial Gangbang: Also my neighbors are threatening me with cookies
Team Interracial Gangbang: or that is
Team Interracial Gangbang: the threat of not making me cookies
Team Interracial Gangbang: Got a plan of attack?
Emilly: For not getting cookies, or for getting cookies?
Emilly: Pleading always works for cookies. Especially if you toss in "I'll never do it again."
Emilly: They can fill in whatever 'it' is
Team Interracial Gangbang: Long story short
Team Interracial Gangbang: Ive been drunk
Team Interracial Gangbang: OR
Team Interracial Gangbang: We've been drunk
Team Interracial Gangbang: and stealing their doormat
Emilly: This is not unusual
Emilly: Wait
Team Interracial Gangbang: and she wrote a not
Emilly: Why?
Team Interracial Gangbang: e
Team Interracial Gangbang: Saying
Team Interracial Gangbang: Stop stealing or we wont make you cookies
Emilly: "I hate you, die on fire, Love, Your Neighbor"?
Emilly: Ah
Team Interracial Gangbang: and I really want cookies
Emilly: That is a big threat
Team Interracial Gangbang: I WANT FOOD SO BAD
Team Interracial Gangbang: Also ones pretty cute
Team Interracial Gangbang: :#
Team Interracial Gangbang: :3
Emilly: Yes, it would go well with all the alcohol
Team Interracial Gangbang: There we go
Team Interracial Gangbang: But yeah
Team Interracial Gangbang: IM IN A MANLY BATTLE OF WILL THOUGH
Emilly: Promise you won't steal their doormat ever again
Team Interracial Gangbang: H-nah
Emilly: Ah, so groveling is out?
Team Interracial Gangbang: I stole that shit and put it buy the fire escape
Team Interracial Gangbang: WHAT UP NOW
Emilly: Why?
Team Interracial Gangbang: I wrote back
Team Interracial Gangbang: NO COOKIES NO DOORMAT
Team Interracial Gangbang: We dont negotiate with terrists
Team Interracial Gangbang: terrists
Emilly: So the doormat is an innocent hostage of your escalating warfare?
Emilly: Terr-or-ists
Team Interracial Gangbang: Fuck doormats
Emilly: Three syllables
Team Interracial Gangbang: terrists
Team Interracial Gangbang: Em
Emilly: Ninjas
Team Interracial Gangbang: I speak AMERICAN
Emilly: Say that
Team Interracial Gangbang: nijas
Emilly sighs
Team Interracial Gangbang: nin-yas
Emilly: How much alcohol IS currently replacing your plasma?
Team Interracial Gangbang: FUCK YAS
Team Interracial Gangbang: A bit
Team Interracial Gangbang: Like
Emilly: Uh-huh
Team Interracial Gangbang: ok a lot
Emilly: Yeah
Team Interracial Gangbang: BUT
Team Interracial Gangbang: I didnt start this
Emilly: Okay, so groveling is out; do you have the power of coherent speech?
Team Interracial Gangbang: We saw them satday and they was all
Team Interracial Gangbang: you stealing our mat?
Emilly: And you said?
Team Interracial Gangbang: And I was like NO I havent
Emilly: Even though you had
Team Interracial Gangbang: and then Mat (not the door mat)
Team Interracial Gangbang: goes
Team Interracial Gangbang: Um
Team Interracial Gangbang: yeah
Team Interracial Gangbang: So I look the fool
Team Interracial Gangbang: so NOW I have to steal it
Emilly: Ah, the part of Town Idiot is being played by Matt
Team Interracial Gangbang: HEY
Emilly: What?
Team Interracial Gangbang: He spells it one T
Team Interracial Gangbang: Mat
Emilly: Why?
Team Interracial Gangbang: RESPEK
Team Interracial Gangbang: RESPEK
Emilly: M-A-T
Team Interracial Gangbang: RESPEK
Team Interracial Gangbang: Thanks
Team Interracial Gangbang: yeah
Emilly: Sure
Team Interracial Gangbang: I dunnop why
Emilly: He lost one in that tragic three-alarm crib fire
Team Interracial Gangbang: Hahhaha
Team Interracial Gangbang: Ouch
Team Interracial Gangbang: Come on Em
Team Interracial Gangbang: Anywhos
Team Interracial Gangbang: OH
Team Interracial Gangbang: ALEX IS ON STEAM
Emilly: Yes
Team Interracial Gangbang: also this wasnt the best name to say hello to her
Emilly: HAH
Team Interracial Gangbang: DNEIRF YEH
Team Interracial Gangbang: TIHS
Emilly: She should have known it was you
Team Interracial Gangbang: Sorry, backwards type glitch
Emilly: It happens
Team Interracial Gangbang: Yeah so
Team Interracial Gangbang: right
Team Interracial Gangbang: Its nice to talk to her, its been a bit
Team Interracial Gangbang: like
Team Interracial Gangbang: years prolly
Emilly: Maybe
Team Interracial Gangbang: shit yeah
Team Interracial Gangbang: christ
Emilly: She can't play Team Fortress, there is woe
Team Interracial Gangbang: Im a lowsy
Emilly: But she hangs out and talks on occasion
Team Interracial Gangbang: OH LORD yeah so sad
Team Interracial Gangbang: the motion sickness and shit she said
Emilly: Yep
Team Interracial Gangbang: christ thats sad ta me
Emilly: Hey, I used to get it with Quake all the time
Emilly: I can play TF
Emilly: Quake used to level me, I'd get dizzy and nauseous
Team Interracial Gangbang: Shit fer real?
Team Interracial Gangbang: damn woman
Team Interracial Gangbang: thats harsh
Emilly: It happens. It's in the refresh rate of the cam system
Emilly: If it travels *as* I turn, I'm good
Team Interracial Gangbang: aaaah
Emilly: If it travels even a half second off, nope
Emilly: Cannot play
Team Interracial Gangbang: nmad
Team Interracial Gangbang: ylaer
Team Interracial Gangbang: TIGHS
Team Interracial Gangbang: KCUF
Team Interracial Gangbang: Sorry
Team Interracial Gangbang: Damned glitch
Emilly: SHGIT?
Team Interracial Gangbang: I cant delect when it happens either
Team Interracial Gangbang: SHIT
Team Interracial Gangbang: Fuck ya I cant delete typos
Emilly: When you are too drunk to spell a four-letter word, O Lord, it might be time to leave the keys.
Emilly: Go scratch on your neighbors' door and look pitiful
Team Interracial Gangbang: Take my keys, Im too drunk to type?
Emilly: In a manly way
Emilly: And ask for cookies
Team Interracial Gangbang: lord I want foooooood too
Emilly: Say, "I'msosorryI'llneverdoitagaingetmecookiesBITCH"
Emilly: You can do this
Team Interracial Gangbang: Hahhahahahahah
Team Interracial Gangbang: Em I can do that
Team Interracial Gangbang: SO WELL
Team Interracial Gangbang: so good?
Team Interracial Gangbang: FUCK
Emilly: I thought so
Team Interracial Gangbang: uh
Team Interracial Gangbang: so better?
Team Interracial Gangbang: Oh hey also I got a new hat
Emilly: Oh?
Team Interracial Gangbang: the pyro beanie
Team Interracial Gangbang: the Napper's Respite
Emilly snerks
Team Interracial Gangbang: Hey its cute
Team Interracial Gangbang: fuck you
Emilly: I still can't imagine a beanie on the pyro
Team Interracial Gangbang: Hey look it up
Team Interracial Gangbang: and fuck you its cute
Team Interracial Gangbang: I like it
Team Interracial Gangbang: Also Ill burn ya alive with it
Emilly: Cute is allowable
Emilly: I keep telling guys, they embrace even a small sliver of cuteness, it makes them adorable beyond all reason
Team Interracial Gangbang: fuck ya
Team Interracial Gangbang: I hate that shit
Emilly: But you are learning
Team Interracial Gangbang: I like my cute bear I resqued from beign tied to a chainlink fense
Emilly: Now you have a cute hat
Team Interracial Gangbang: and woman are just its so cute
Emilly: See?
Team Interracial Gangbang: and I fuckin have to take it away
Emilly: There you go
Emilly: Noooo
Team Interracial Gangbang: HE WAS SAVED
Emilly: You need to learn to work WITH the bear's drawing powers of cute
Team Interracial Gangbang: Nooooo
Team Interracial Gangbang: hes innocent
Team Interracial Gangbang: he is no tool
Emilly: See, the chick hugs him, you hug the bear, you hug the chick, leave the bear on the couch
Team Interracial Gangbang: HE IS ENDS TO HIMSELF
Emilly: Well, you want a stuffed toy to get all the action, fine by me
Team Interracial Gangbang: hey
Team Interracial Gangbang: well
Team Interracial Gangbang: when rachel took it
Team Interracial Gangbang: I did have to
Team Interracial Gangbang: "reach for it"
Team Interracial Gangbang: so I guess
Emilly: See?
Team Interracial Gangbang: mission accomplished my ursine friend
Emilly: Sadly, this is tragically reminding me of a store's new rebuild in SL
Team Interracial Gangbang: Hahah
Emilly: They have a crib in a haunted house. The little blanket covering the little corpse? Has a Pedobear motif
Team Interracial Gangbang: HAHAHAH
Team Interracial Gangbang: LULZ
Team Interracial Gangbang: i mean
Team Interracial Gangbang: hohoho
Team Interracial Gangbang: what fun
Emilly grins
Emilly: You may have to check to make sure you're manageable enough to ask for cookies
Emilly: Rationally, I mean
Emilly: Have a matchbook?
Team Interracial Gangbang: Matchbook?
Team Interracial Gangbang: I have
Team Interracial Gangbang: half a futon?
Emilly: Light one and breathe on it
Emilly: Wait
Emilly: Do NOT light the futon
Emilly: I meant the matches
Emilly: Which you do or do not have?
Team Interracial Gangbang: oh
Team Interracial Gangbang: no
Team Interracial Gangbang: i got
Team Interracial Gangbang: um
Team Interracial Gangbang: more booze?
Emilly: Where *are* you?
Team Interracial Gangbang: a broken bottle?
Team Interracial Gangbang: a
Team Interracial Gangbang: um
Team Interracial Gangbang: shirt?
Team Interracial Gangbang: some clothes on the floor?
Emilly: Okay, think for a moment
Team Interracial Gangbang: beer?
Emilly: Are you inside or outside?
Team Interracial Gangbang: Em my apt is pretty shitty and missing most things humans have in america
Emilly: Wau
Team Interracial Gangbang: i dont even have tape
Emilly: Really?
Emilly: But...but..MATCHES
Emilly: I mean, how do you make fire?
Team Interracial Gangbang: um
Team Interracial Gangbang: my apt is
Team Interracial Gangbang: not
Team Interracial Gangbang: uh
Team Interracial Gangbang: I mean
Team Interracial Gangbang: its
Team Interracial Gangbang: got an electric stove
Team Interracial Gangbang: I normally TAKE fire
Team Interracial Gangbang: outside that is
Emilly: You never, ever, have a reason to acquire any form of fire for...candle, or...huh
Emilly: Weird
Emilly: Okay, scratch that plan
Team Interracial Gangbang: Em
Team Interracial Gangbang: When you drink downtown
Team Interracial Gangbang: fire happens
Team Interracial Gangbang: I dont plan for it
Team Interracial Gangbang: Also
Team Interracial Gangbang: I need sleep
Team Interracial Gangbang: got class at noon I got to read for in the morn
Team Interracial Gangbang: Contemp ethical issues
Team Interracial Gangbang: Specifically pornography
Emilly: Yeah, you--
Emilly: Wait
Team Interracial Gangbang: I got to get ready for it
Emilly: Pornographic ethics?
Team Interracial Gangbang: NO
Emilly: Wau. You will need to read up.
Team Interracial Gangbang: I just got to make sure I dont say
Team Interracial Gangbang: what about the (HORRIBLE THING IVE SEEN LAST YEAR)?
Team Interracial Gangbang: and ruin my class
Team Interracial Gangbang: Anywho
Emilly: Right
Team Interracial Gangbang: Later Em
Team Interracial Gangbang: Good night
Emilly: You go sleep
Team Interracial Gangbang: have a
Emilly: Something
Team Interracial Gangbang: whatever you go
Team Interracial Gangbang: DO
Emilly: Yeah
Team Interracial Gangbang: typo
Team Interracial Gangbang: ALso
Team Interracial Gangbang: gonna steal me a mat
Team Interracial Gangbang: (teehee)
Emilly facepalms
Team Interracial Gangbang: EM
Team Interracial Gangbang: Listen
Team Interracial Gangbang: Im drink as hell
Team Interracial Gangbang: Fuck your LOGIC
Team Interracial Gangbang: and PLAANS
Emilly: I comprehend this
Team Interracial Gangbang: AND SENSIBBLISTY
Team Interracial Gangbang: fuck
Emilly: Also hungry
Emilly: For COOKIES
Team Interracial Gangbang: man that was misspselled
Team Interracial Gangbang: YES
Team Interracial Gangbang: bingo
Team Interracial Gangbang: also
Emilly: SO DO NOT STEAL THE MAT
Team Interracial Gangbang: (teehee)
Team Interracial Gangbang: they are juniors
Team Interracial Gangbang: (teehee)
Emilly shakes her head
Team Interracial Gangbang: FOOLISH YOUNG MEAAAAAAAT
Emilly: Shoo. Go sleep. Do not get into major trouble that will require cop-based intervention.
Team Interracial Gangbang: bah
Team Interracial Gangbang: ok
Team Interracial Gangbang: but tomoorow!
Team Interracial Gangbang: gonna dop it
Emilly: Likely.

This? I cannot make up things like this. He's just this odd.