heroes on the half shell

Emerged out of limbo late last night, into my home in Rivula, and was called to the lands of Taupo to meet with the Queen. I sought to change into something more appropriate for the island kingdom, but suddenly, everything began to slow down.

Massively.

Something was up.

Then Michaelangelo drifted through the room, big grinning teeth and all.

I thought perhaps I might be hallucinating for some reason, but....then it happened again.

I pulled my focus back, sent my cam far outside my skybox, and saw....this:



Great. Self-replicating TURTLES.

I swear, in a year of living in Rivula...Rivula gets hit first, it stays hit longest. When nowhere else on the grid is having problems, Rivula is. It's the bastard stepchild of the grid.

I'm so sick of it.

If I didn't love my landlords so much...

Just to add to the weirdness...Baron Wulfenbach has decided I need more Jell-O in my life. I possessed the lemon Jell-O and the Blue Hawaii; he's now sent me the cherry, the orange, the grape and lime.

Hmm.

Either he's trying to see if I mutate with exposure to that much gelatin, or...he's hungry.