girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for

I went to Cat's Creations and I won a Plain Penis Pet from her Lucky Cupcake.

I can't make these things up.



It looks...knitted.



Why...does this exist?



Also, it is very unfriendly to AOs. (I captured another image, but it's REALLY not safe for work, considering most places of employment.

So...this is a thing. This is a thing that exists. The grid ever baffles and confuses me.