Sunday, July 24, 2011

I found myself alone again, all alone with you

(from the City of Heroes album)

The only image I got of Lu, the Bi-Polar Bear, mentioned earlier.

(from the City of Heroes album)

This is the sum total on the bio sheet for Ryubihwa, a level 50 Mutation Scrapper:

Description: [RP] Name:Ryubihwa[流悲花-Flow/Sadly/Flower] Tribe:Cat Tribe[猫人族-Cat/Human/Tribe] Age:19

How can you get to level 50 and have nothing on your bio? Though this isn't precisely "nothing". Still, it's not precisely informative, either.

(from the bizarre album)

Pardon me, but you--seem to have an octopus on your hea--oh. You know. Oh, I--well. All right then.

(from the bizarre album)

You get that cigarette out of your mouth this INSTANT, young lady! You are too YOUNG to smoke!

And take that car off your head. It looks silly.

No, you can keep the water-wings. Tch. Kids these days.

(Both seen at Pinky*Gals mainstore, on the beach.)

These next two (well, actually, four) images are from some time ago. But they've been lingering in the buffer while I pondered how best to present them.

This, I feel, is Miss Dresses Inappropriately 2011:


(Please keep in mind that clicking on the above image will bring one to the uncensored image of what was truly going on. With her hot pants.)

While there are a great many contenders for this title on the grid, from many different walks of life, I do believe that based on sheer dogged stubbornness and verve, she takes the tiara for this one. Or the hood piercing. Really, it's so hard to tell.


(Please keep in mind that clicking on the above image will bring one to the uncensored image of what was truly going on, up close and immodestly personal.)

I don't even know how you do that with female genitalia. (And no, I don't know what was going on behind her thigh, either.) But yes, having been somewhat--if at least silently--rude, I can affirm that these were not "crotchless" in their design. They were...err...quite sufficiently "crotched", so to speak, but...she was not.

It was somewhat unnerving, and beyond baffling.

4 comments:

Serenity Semple said...

Teapotopus! XD Haha, I love the japanese and their weird attachments.

Diamanda Gustafson said...

And that's why prim vaginas are so wrong. Most people who wear them forget to take them off when they put their clothes back on.

Emilly Orr said...

Serenity,

See why I thought it was a teapot at first? Which was strange enough. Teapot...with little legs...swivel the cam...OCTOPUS?!?

Emilly Orr said...

Lady Diamanda,

Leaving aside the inherent difficulties with attaching (then, in some cases, waiting to rez in) your ladybits, one wonders where, in fact, she has them attached.

Oh, wait, she's not wearing a skirt, so the skirt wouldn't trump. *facepalms*