Monday, July 30, 2007

she looked into my eyes and a voice said RUN

Sometimes, being a religious person is not healthy.

[23:12] Emilly Orr: *pokes*
[23:12] Stiv Kaczmarek: HEY
[23:12] Stiv Kaczmarek: puts down knife
[23:12] Stiv Kaczmarek: How are you?
[23:13] Emilly Orr's eyes raise, staring at the knife
[23:13] Emilly Orr backs slowly away
[23:13] Stiv Kaczmarek: oh, no
[23:13] Stiv Kaczmarek: he's
[23:13] Stiv Kaczmarek: sleepin'
[23:13] Emilly Orr: Oh, just...fine, my Lord, I shall leave you to your...um...work...
[23:13] Stiv Kaczmarek: What's goin' on?
[23:13] Emilly Orr nods and looks for the exit
[23:13] Emilly Orr: Not much, not much, just, y'know, hanging at the old same place, which has changed again
[23:14] Stiv Kaczmarek: ???
[23:14] Emilly Orr: Mah place?
[23:14] Stiv Kaczmarek: Oh oh oh
[23:14] Stiv Kaczmarek: Oh I have sound
[23:14] Stiv Kaczmarek: er
[23:14] Stiv Kaczmarek: voice
[23:14] Stiv Kaczmarek: and yet, no mic
[23:15] Emilly Orr: Hmm, that's my problem
[23:15] Stiv Kaczmarek: Yeah yeah
[23:15] Stiv Kaczmarek: all these women talking
[23:15] Stiv Kaczmarek: me, silent and weeping
[23:15] Emilly Orr: Awww
[23:15] Stiv Kaczmarek: SPEAKING TO THE MONITOR
[23:15] Emilly Orr: God has angst
[23:15] Stiv Kaczmarek: That too
[23:16] Emilly Orr: Wau, that's just...sad. Not, um, sad PATHETIC, sad, I mean...sad, sad, woeful...sad...
[23:16] Emilly Orr searches faster for the exit
[23:16] Stiv Kaczmarek: RAAAARGH
[23:17] Emilly Orr: Ahhhhh...
[23:17] Stiv Kaczmarek: stabs homeless guy more
[23:17] Emilly Orr: NOOOO
[23:17] Stiv Kaczmarek: HEHEHEHAHHAHAHHA
[23:17] Emilly Orr dives for the window
[23:17] Emilly Orr stops at the windowsill
[23:17] Emilly Orr: Wait
[23:17] Emilly Orr: Why, exactly, am I threatened here?
[23:17] Emilly Orr: I mean, I'll just heal, you stab me
[23:17] Emilly Orr: I do that
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: Oh
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: STABS YOU IN THE EYE
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: sooo
[23:18] Emilly Orr: AAAAAAAAH
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: hows that workin'?
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: Oh OH SORRY!
[23:18] Emilly Orr: DAMN YOU, I JUST REGREW THAT FROM WHEN CELL STABBED ME IN THE EYE
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: YOU SAID IT'D HEAL
[23:18] Emilly Orr: IT WILL
[23:18] Emilly Orr: OWWWW
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: GOD SORRY
[23:18] Stiv Kaczmarek: SORRY!
[23:19] Emilly Orr: I didn't say it wouldn't HURT
[23:19] Stiv Kaczmarek: well
[23:19] Stiv Kaczmarek: I mean
[23:19] Stiv Kaczmarek: had to try
[23:19] Emilly Orr: Try WHAT?
[23:20] Emilly Orr: Injure your angel? What kind of a sadistic deity DOES that?
[23:20] Stiv Kaczmarek: ME
[23:20] Stiv Kaczmarek: DUUUUUR
[23:20] Emilly Orr: ....oh, right, forgot
[23:21] Stiv Kaczmarek: well uh
[23:21] Stiv Kaczmarek: good luck
[23:21] Stiv Kaczmarek: with that
[23:21] Stiv Kaczmarek: knife
[23:21] Stiv Kaczmarek: you can have it, if you want
[23:22] Emilly Orr: errrr....
[23:22] Emilly Orr: Where, exactly, did you...want me to have it?
[23:22] Stiv Kaczmarek: oh you can pull it out
[23:22] Emilly Orr: AAAAAAAH
[23:23] Stiv Kaczmarek: O GOD
[23:23] Stiv Kaczmarek: SORRY
[23:23] Emilly Orr: *schluck*
[23:23] Emilly Orr stares at the dripping knife
[23:23] Emilly Orr looks up with her one remaining red eye
[23:23] Emilly Orr: Oh, Stiiiiiv....
[23:23] Stiv Kaczmarek: so
[23:23] Stiv Kaczmarek: sorry
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: ...
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: stabs you in the EYE again
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: HAHAHHAH
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: er
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: wait
[23:24] Emilly Orr: AAAAAAAH
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: SORRY!
[23:24] Emilly Orr: Where'd you--you had TWO KNIVES?!?
[23:24] Stiv Kaczmarek: I WAS WORKING
[23:25] Emilly Orr: GOD IS A BASTARD
[23:25] Emilly Orr: GOD IS SO GETTING EVIL KITTEN CUTENESS
[23:25] Emilly Orr: OR GRANDMA SEX
[23:25] Emilly Orr: I SWEAR TO STIV
[23:25] Stiv Kaczmarek: hee
[23:26] Emilly Orr: *schluck*
[23:26] Emilly Orr stares at the knife in her other hand
[23:26] Stiv Kaczmarek: um
[23:26] Emilly Orr: You are SO lucky there's no direct brain impairment
[23:26] Stiv Kaczmarek: see you!
[23:26] Stiv Kaczmarek: runs off
[23:26] Stiv Kaczmarek: with sack of knives
[23:26] Emilly Orr: ARRRRGH


I'm tellin' you. Were it not for the benefits, I'd so change faiths.

...Wait. THERE ARE NO BENEFITS! DAMN it!

4 comments:

turnerBroadcasting said...

I would say we're moving pretty quickly to the boundaries of faith here.

This is good. This is good.
I am going to celebrate by going to eclectic randomness tonight.
Maybe.

emillyorr said...

Eh, we've been here before. My Lord Stiv is a vengeful God. A somewhat vindictive God. And also, a confused God on not rare occasion.

Still. What can you expect from a sovereign power who had their main temple and source of worship (a strip club, as it happens) torn down? He went a little off the rails.

Who wouldn't?

Seraph said...

"God is a bastard" ... or so I've heard it said.

emillyorr said...

I've told Him this frequently.

He agrees.