now I'm freedom unbound, cut the laces of life: the pistol, the poison, the noose or the knife

I've been getting a lot of meaningless comments on old blog posts. I'm not entirely sure what I've done to be indexed by all the spammers; I think of all the comments I've gotten, I've only let a few post. Maybe it was those first few that labeled me an easy mark; I don't really know. I do know that all of them now are pretty much insta-deleted.

The one sent recently to this entry, though, I had to preserve (though not publish on the entry itself; screw you and your inserted links, spammer):

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So...not to sound callous or anything, but...if your life is really being threatened by the Russian mafia to post spam comments on blogs and forums? They're really smart, then. Why, no one will ever, ever find you. I guess there's no way to get around it; they're going to have to kill you.

Better luck next life.