05 January, 2010

knelt the conscience blessed to kill

A collection of deaths, for your edification. I present to you...a day in Team Fortress 2.

(Part I.)

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10001011101 finishing me off. Doesn't he look happy? The Heavy Weapon Guys seem to have two expressions, Insanely Happy Heavy Weapons Guy, and Really Angry Heavy Weapons Guy. (With Om-Nom-Nomming On Sandwich Heavy Weapons Guy in reserve.)

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The sniper BoomerBile running through me on his way back up the ramp. Ow. When you explode in Team Fortress 2...you actually explode.

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It's never good taking on another Pyro. You'll just burn and die. Or at least I do. I think I've managed to drop another Pyro in Pyro-Pyro battles twice in the two, three weeks I've been playing the game. Not good.

Even worse? When you round a corner and suddenly are staring down TWIN Pyros. Oh, that's hot bloody death on toast.

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MindlessElectrons running off after dropping me like a rock. As I play Pyro a great deal of the time, he ran off on fire.

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Screamin' Eagles, the Heavy, gunning me down. He doesn't look pleased to be ablaze.

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The Heavy hauler SomeDude, laughing and shrugging off his (hoped-for) fiery demise.

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Shoot me, die on fire. It's only fair.

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Zawmbeez the Demo-man discovering undeath isn't all it's cracked up to be. And that zombies can still burn.

More in Part II!

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