20 November, 2020

it's the final busdown

From a letter I sent a friend explaining why I've spent the past seven days glued to an internet charity stream:
"We are in the last hour, formally declared, they are accepting no more bids, so they WILL end in another hour.

"Their total this year, btw?  Barring further merch sales, which from here will only be counted if it's merchandise specifically listed in support of Desert Bus, their total was $976,532.
Since writing that, by the way, ten minutes ago? Their total is now $977,938 for the year.
"To put that into perspective, in 2018 they raised $730,099.90, for 160 hours of fundraising, and in 2019, they made over 876K, buying 162 hours, and they were absolutely wrung out and weaving on their pins for that.

"*No one* expected that this year, the year they had to go virtual, and broadcast mainly from personal homes instead of being all in the same place, to raise this much. And I'm still astounded at another accomplishment, which they're not really fully considering: they took an event that is rigged totally to film, in several angles, one gathering room for performers during the run, and managed to hook up an insane variety of webcams, internet plans, data transfer and computer systems, to allow for the broadcast of both LRR performers in Canada, and special guests and additional volunteers worldwide, for seven days. And while yes, there were technical glitches, and signal shorts, and dropped signals, and problems with sound....they weren't using a system that had been in place for years prior. This was all new, begun in July or August, I believe, to get ready for the November event.

"So I'll be up from now, until they formally crash the bus, which is how they end the run every year, in about an hour, and then I'll go back to bed, reeling that this year has been so strange, so wonderful, and so bizarrely successful for the charity."
I was sure that I'd mentioned this more recently than 2013, but no, apparently that's the last time I spoke of it on the blog (with a mention before that one year earlier, and the first time I brought it up being all the way back in 2011). My Twitter feed largely tilts to Desert Bus mentions, and--barring the last two years, when I was boycotting Tumblr for the stupidity of their ban on adult content--my Tumblog is largely tilted to Desert bus mentions in November.

And I can't count the number of people I've told in Second Life about the charity, and how phenomenal I think it is. Because it really is. They've gone from a handful of people getting together in the basement of a friend's house, hoping to raise $10,000 for Child's Play, to now, I think fourteen years later? Where they've raised over seven million dollars lifetime in support of sick kids trapped in long-term care in hospitals.

Because that's all this is. That's all Child's Play does as a charity--they exist solely to help children get through one of the hardest experiences in any adult life, that they have to handle as children. And I'm so proud that they do.

This year brought us so many amazing things, but I'm only going to link a few that really stood out.

Graham Stark of Loading Ready Run explains what Desert Bus stands for.
The first intro, six days ago, for this year's Cloud Bus broadcast.
Jacob Burgess and others discuss how different this year feels.
Five days ago, Danny calls in, whose wish through the Make-a-Wish Foundation collapsed us all, because all he wanted to do with his was donate to other kids in need.
Alpha Flight's very 80s intro (the beginning of Alpha Flight was good, too, but that iteration was my favorite for the year).
Jacob Burgess wears the Very Nice Coat.
Alpha Flight's raccoon outro video.
The return of Teen Girls on the Street!
The first Night Watch News intro for the year, which introduced the Horrifying Eggplant.
Playing the Solo movie trailer but with the Star Wars Kinect dance-off music from the game. (For those who don't know, the Star Wars Kinect game had a dance mini-game, which was pretty much the goofiest thing ever, and Han Solo took part.)
Horrifying fun with Snapchat filters, featuring Graham, Jordan, Matt, Ian, and the cursed croissant himself, Ben.
The Smack Barm Pea Wet sandwich explanation, Part I and Part II.
The reading of 'Trapped in the Sea Kingdom', which eventually brought us Belopa, and a few days later, Laser Malena-Webber of the Doubleclicks' song tribute to Belopa.
Six days ago, Zeta's first shift.
Cam and Cori explain Blaseball.
Ashton has "fun" with Snapchat filters, and chat does not approve.
The worst Dump Truck ever: Trasure X Aliens edition.
Jacob Burgess names his appliances.
Danny's second appearance on the DB stream.
The return of Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa (first introduced at DB2019).
Reading of 'Trapped in the Sea Kingdom', featuring Belopa. (See also: the attack of the Fish with Faces.)
Beej reads auction descriptions after deliberately blurring his vision.
Second day of Zeta shift, and Cam is not prepared.
Jacob gives unrevokable permission for Zeta shift to eat anything he's made in Studio C.
Jacob's fantastic stretching advice.
The Garages perform live.
Discussing Belopa.
Alpha Flight outro part three: The Moose.
The Garages make a song for Jacob, "Eat the Bread".
Day Three Nightwatch News, Ben Drives edition.
Engineering starts a contest for the Shrine to Belopa.
Timothy Dalton reacts to one of the Auspicious Fish praising Belopa.
Rosewatta card readings.
The amazing live auction for the Star Trek prop replicas.
Jacob tells Zeta: Eat the Bread. (Bonus "Eat the Bread" video.)
Rosewatta card readings part II.
'Trapped in the Sea Kingdom' reading, day three.
Art Challenge entries for the Shrine of Belopa.
Cori becomes Gritty.
Dawn Guard intro, Hologram edition.
Mikey Neumann tells an Alan Rickman story.

Dawn Guard reads Rosewatta Stone cards.
Kathleen tries to explain Belopa.
Adventures in Snorsh tourism.
Alpha Flight outro: the Kangaroo.
Day Four of Night Watch News: Ben starts to slip.
Escape from the Sea Kingdom part IV.
Jennifer Belopez and Zeta Shift intro day four.
"Wheej" readds giveaway descriptions wearing a shirt over his head.
Failed art restorations.
Who are Maddy and Andy (DB2020 edition). (Bonus points for Andy singing Ride With Us.)

Andy reads the first recorded customer complaint.
Canadian mascots and the horror of Mr. Blobby.
Alpha Flight outro part five: the Manitoba Testicle Viper.
Night Watch News, the arrival of Benhattan.
'Trapped in the Sea Kingdom', part five.
Night Watch outro day five.
All is Belopa.
Alpha Flight intro day six.
The room reacts to baby Andy performing the Papers Please skit.
Jacob tells a story about his time in Poland.
Andy sings Tucson or Bust.
QWERPline: Quantum Distancing.
'Trapped in the Sea Kingdom' part six.
Beej sings 'When I Fall' from the Barenaked Ladies.
Last Alpha Flight intro.
Alpha Flight last outro: the Orca.
The final broadcast of Night Watch News, AKA "Is everything drugs"?
Ben sings This Year by the Mountain Goats
'Trapped in the Sea Kingdom' part seven.
The terrifying beginning of Omega shift.
Omega shares a video of why volunteers think Desert Bus is so important and chat breaks down.
The Sun returns to say hello to an auspicious fish.
Starting the final hour with Engineering playing with overlays.
The Final Busdown with all vocals out of synch).

Wau, that took way longer than I thought it would. Wanna know the really scary thing? This really is a short list--take seven full days times twenty-four and then put together a video strike team of 56 people to capture every moment into short videos to post to YouTube, and trust me--there's far more content up, for this year alone.

But that's Desert Bus, closed for another year. We'll see you--in some version--in 2021. Chat out.

lips burrow so deep, give me good sleep (part VI and last)

(Continued from part V.)

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(Turning to the right.)

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(Slowing down to dock with the sky village.)

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(Approaching the far waterfall before the bridge.)

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(Crossing the bridge from the waterfall.)

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(Catching sight of part of the dance stage.)

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(And a final cuddle shot I wanted to preserve.)

And that's all the extras. Really, really pretty landscaping. Very well done. I don't think I can rate it as an actual haunt, haunt, even though it was piched as one, but it was a great sail/float through lovely terrain.

If they do anything like this next year, I would highly recommend it.

19 November, 2020

when you build your house, I'll come by (part III)

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(Facing the open sea.)
[22:37] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Well, it goes up from here, Mayfair-Pensans, and up from Speirling, Stormhold
[22:37] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) looks for Tanglewood
[22:37] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): So....Speirling to Stormhold, take a left, Tanglewood
[22:38] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Or, Mayfair to Pensans and THEN take the left
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(Facing the open sea.)
[22:39] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): look
[22:39] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): where we met
[22:39] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) smiles at the RoboKitteh
[22:39] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): It is, yes
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(Stormhold? Pensans? I think Stormhold.)

Indeed. Even better, when I finally got the drive out of the sorry potato computer, I found an entire folder of shots I'd snapped on the fly from that event. Even though I could not place names to faces at this point, they'll be going up on my Flickr, or going up as entries here.

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(Flying through Mayfair, Speirling on the left.)
[22:40] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Stormhold
[22:41] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): stormhold look vacant too
[22:41] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Many parcels are
[22:41] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): this isnt good for des
[22:41] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): No
[22:42] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): And close to Tangle, you can tell because all the trees got taller :D
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(Homing in on Kittiwickshire?)
[22:42] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Next up: Kittiwickshire
[22:43] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): And Kitti proper
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(More of Kittiwickshire.)

And the grand tall trees of Tanglewood ahead.

(Continued in part IV.)

18 November, 2020

lips burrow so deep, give me good sleep (part V)

Google wants us to help train its AI"? Interesting.

(Continued from part IV.)

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(Nearly at ground level, following the path.)

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(And back in the air.)

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(Floating towards the sky village.)

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(Circling in closer.)

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(Our first shot of the stage.)

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(Flying past to the right.)

(Continued in part VI, the last part.)

17 November, 2020

when you build your house, I'll come by (part II)

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(And into the Moors!)
[22:32] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Time shift again :D
[22:33] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): And coming up on the Moors
[22:33] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Could be a prim issue
[22:33] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Someone with absolutely maxed-out everything on their parcel
I don't believe I kept the bit of chat where he mentioned it, but he had earlier tried to fly over the Moors in another ship and had the ship return mid-flight.

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(Banking in the fog.)
[22:34] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Fog rolls in, but we've made the crossing!
[22:34] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Next up, Vic City
[22:35] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Time shift, and across the border!
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(Near Caledon Dream?)
[22:35] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): The island-ish bit is Caledon Dream
[22:35] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I know nothing about it
[22:35] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Other than that it apparently has its own moon....
And that I believe Duchess Magz owns it...

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(The moon in question.)
[22:36] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): If we continue forward, we'll be in Mayfair
[22:36] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): then speirling
[22:36] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Yes
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(I believe that's Speirling to the mid-left on this image?)
[22:36] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): and stormhold right?
[22:36] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Which I believe is no longer East and West Speirling, just Speirling
[22:37] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): let's try to get to tangle wood..
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(Possibly approaching Tangle, and what IS the floating Moroccan lantern skybox to the far left?)

And now moving towards Mayfair.

(Continued in part III.)

16 November, 2020

lips burrow so deep, give me good sleep (part IV)

(Continued from part III.)

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(Circling the far side of the temple.)

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(A new mountain sighted.)

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(Cuddles in midair.)

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(Floating above the unearthly mists.)

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(Sailing towards another temple.)

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(Closer to the temple.)

(Continued in part V.)

15 November, 2020

when you build your house, I'll come by (part I)

Desert Bus for Hope 2020 is ongoing! In whatever form it's going to take, the pandemic being endemic now, at least in the US. Thankfully, Loading Ready Run is in Canada, where things are fairly under control.

At any rate, several months ago, the Duke and I decided to see how 'flyable' Caledon was, still.
[21:54] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): caledon
[21:54] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): let's rez the airship over caledon
[21:55] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Okay
[21:56] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) laughs
[21:56] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): The rez box is still in front of the house.
[21:56] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): obvious where our attention's been :D
[21:56] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): smiles
[21:56] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) clicks something by accident and falls into the basement
[21:57] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Okay. Make a note. Living room trapped.
This, actually, is not uncommon, even in houses I don't build? Half of everything we own seems to have built-in secret chambers.

Later...

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(Preparing to depart from Caledon II.)
[22:09] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): let's fly around cal want to?
[22:09] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): and look before we buy
[22:09] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Sure.
[22:09] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Port me?
[22:09] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): ok
[22:12] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) looks waaaaaaaay up
[22:12] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): The Black Moth?
[22:12] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): yeah
[22:13] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): i can take it down
[22:13] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Well, no, just there's only one seat :D
[22:13] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): That's a fun ship, though
The Moth still has only one seat, but I did put out another on the viewing deck.

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(Sitting in the Viator.)
[22:13] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): this has two
[22:14] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): It does? I found the one up top....
[22:14] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): hope in front
[22:14] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): you
[22:14] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): you sit where we have absinthe
[22:14] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): i drive
[22:14] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) blinks
[22:14] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I'm on the wrong ship
Oops.
[22:15] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Where'd you go?
[22:15] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): TP me
So there was a bit of merry ship-changing, trying to find one that steered effectively and sat two...

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(The confusing where-do-we-sit-in-this airship.)
[22:22] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): try this one?
[22:22] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): if not manual fly?
[22:22] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): (if you cant fly an airship accross caledon, Caledon is dead..
[22:23] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Okay. Let's see how it goes
[22:23] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): uh
[22:24] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): i am in a tree
[22:24] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Oh dear
[22:25] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Running into a bit of lag, interesting
[22:25] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): yeah
[22:25] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): so which direction are we looking?
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(The Caledon air trolley frozen in midair.)
[22:26] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Also, if you notice, the Ophelia's frozen, and I'm not sure that's intentional
[22:26] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): West
[22:26] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Tamrannoch is behind us
[22:27] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Next crossing is Cal proper
[22:27] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Ooh, time shift
We ran into a lot of those. Time shift, environment shift, fog, no fog...

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(Facing Port Caledon, I think.)
[22:28] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Over the main port for Cal's shuttle
[22:28] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Port Caledon is straight ahead
[22:29] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): and former gearhaven...firth and middle sea
[22:30] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): the black moth
[22:30] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr) nods
[22:31] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Something used to be between Port Caledon and Caledon on Sea, and I've forgotten
[22:31] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner) smiles...
[22:31] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): really?
[22:31] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Really
[22:31] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I'd have to dig up an old map
[22:31] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Unless that WAS Gearhaven
[22:31] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Oh dear
[22:31] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): it was gearhaven
[22:31] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): lover
[22:32] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I thought Mayapuri/Gearhaven was farther from Cal II
[22:32] Hiro Shatner-Orr (hiro.shatner): no
[22:32] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Honestly, I remember it as being close to the Downs, so kind of confused
Go me, forgetting where the original Duchy actually was.

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(Moving towards the Moors.)

And we were well on our way.

(Continued in part II.)

14 November, 2020

lips burrow so deep, give me good sleep (part III)

(Continued from part II.)

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(The fireflies were a nice touch.)

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(Another aerial view as the boat lifted into the air.)

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(Approaching the mountains and above the treeline.)

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(The stately slow turn to float past the temple.)

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(Approaching the temple.)

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(And rising higher to glimpse even more distance mountains.)

(Continued in part IV.)

13 November, 2020

wonder how you sleep

From a random profile:
"Dominance is a whisper.
It doesn't have to push, it coaxes addiction.
Dominance is patient.
Knowing the value of what it seeks, it is not rushed.
Dominance is not brash.
It is a smile, not a smirk. It is honesty not excuses.
Dominance is resolute.
It does not sway or collapse when tested.
Dominance is steady.
Like a mountain, it does not bend to the wind, or move for the climber.
Dominance is rare.
Those who crave it the most, have it the least."
A muchness of truth there.

At any rate, something struck me going through my spam folder today:
From: BANK (info @ nocpayment.com)
To: Emilly Orr

Hello,

I reviewed your reputable profile
This made me laugh out loud.
which gives me the intuition that you will be a potential business partner in a crude oil venture of two million barrels monthly involving the National Oil Corporation of Libya (NOC) and Singapore Refining Company Pte (SRC).
Boy, are you barking up the wrong investment tree.
This crude oil venture will gain commissions up to the value of $10 Million
Of course it will.
in revenue approximately per trade with the NOC and I will present you with more entails of this venture subsequent to your response.
"Entails"?

Regards,
Long walk, short pier,

Kevin Wong
Not your real name.
Procurement Department
Singapore Refining Company
Email: info_dept @ execs.com
So, strangely, execs.com is registered in New Jersey of all places, Bedminster to be specific. Even odder, nocpayment.com seems to trace to North Oklahoma College. I was expecting this to be Ukraine or Chinese in derivation, but could this possibly be a local attempt at scamming? Why pretend to be in Libya or Singapore, though? It's very odd.

There is a National Oil Corporation of Libya, as well as a Singapore Petroleum Company, which is the main corporate name of Singapore Refining Company. But SRC is owned by a Chinese concern, PetroChina, with Chevron owning a minor sharehold. But Chevron's corporate headquarters are in California, not New Jersey. Nothing about this makes sense. It's not even a good attempt at grifting.

12 November, 2020

but best you be punctual with making your payments, lest it be you on the concrete below

Because of course this still happens.
[11:57] Gxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxx: hiya up for a roleplay?
[11:58] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Hmm? Busy at present, but what did you have in mind?
I was, but I pulled her profile just to glance over it, and wouldn't you know...
Head Mistress at [Sxxxxxx Gxxxxx]
Lesbian Domme

Runs {SXXXX} - Superhero Wrestling League
Great...And of the longish list of roleplay likes in her picks were these:

ROLE PLAYS I DO BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
Bondage
Humiliation
Sex
Light torture
Slavery
Catfights
Fights Non Sex
Wrestling


I...don't get the wrestling fetish, sorry. I'm sure it's fine for those who like it, and who can treat it as just 'fun', but...if I'm fighting someone--girl, guy, anyone--and it's gone physical? I fight to win or die. I don't hold back and I expect wounds because I am fighting to live through it and get away, not for fun. Even in SL, I don't think I'd fight just for the thrill of it, I'd fall into the same mindset I have before--disable or injure them enough to get away, kill if I have to (though I am VERY glad I've never had to), but do not give in.

I do not fight for fun.
[11:58] Gxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxx: Supeheroine theme am game for either catching and usin or getting caught
[11:58] Gxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxx: what superheroine would you like to be?
[11:59] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Oh, gods, is this another wrestling thing?
[11:59] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): How do you people find me? GO AWAY.
[12:02] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): I mean, seriously, what is it? Do I have some sign over my head that says "Please pin me to a mat?" Because I'm genuinely curious.
[12:03] Shadow Dancer (giannafaye.ferraris): actually saw you in [nxxx bxxxx] looked at your profile and thought youd be fun.......
[12:03] Gxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxx: but ok i wont bother again
Well, now I'm slightly abashed. But only slightly.
[12:04] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): Sorry, I apologize then. I live in the Playa chain of sims, and there must be some wrestling club there I don't know about, because every nylon-clad lesbian domme has asked in the past year
[12:04] Emilly Shatner-Orr (emilly.orr): And I have nothing against women, I adore them, but wrestling? Not so much my thing.
And it never will be. And yet, somehow these people still track me down. I just don't get it.

11 November, 2020

lips burrow so deep, give me good sleep (part II)

(Continued from part I.)

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(Troll sighting.)

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(Moving from swamps to fantastical tropics.)

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(Eyeflowers. They blink.)

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(Overgrowth and trailing vines.)

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(Watching a skeleton dance.)

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(Watching a skeleton dance.)

(Continued in part III.)

there's nothing but chains around me

Allll right then. Let's talk about (hopefully) this year's haunt, Neon Ascendance. (Which needs a better name.) So the first hic...