it's time for us to lose our weary minds

People get odd in quarantine. Let me tell you a story of several unsettling eggs. It started here:



This was followed by a very Seussian breakfast (I don't want to know how they got the ham steak that green):



and screaming eggs:



which were followed by very sad eggs



before someone decided to make cloud eggs in the shell.



This was followed by...an all-egg Bundt cake??



But they weren't done yet. The next day someone posted eggs so overcooked they should have been served in a funerary urn:



Following that, double-double yolks were seen:



followed by the owl of doom:



And the thread finished with "holy" eggs:



accompanied by a somewhat suitable reaction pic.



Gods help you all, you mad desecrators of breakfast. May you live through all your creations.