Friday, April 3, 2015

you're right, I'm a whole different species

[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: Looking for a man to love me pst

What?

[Zone] Crazed@qu33fvapor: i got you bigo
[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: FOX RUNNER... IS THE SHADOW OF SHADETH THOVAIN..... THE DECOY


WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

Seriously, calm down. Also, what's "Shadeth Thovain"?

[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: well now, aint that how it is here? you have more classes than members on a team for pvp
[Zone] Crazed@qu33fvapor: just admit it, you werent good enough for arenas, so you hated it
[Zone] Crazed@qu33fvapor: LOL
[Zone] Polar Vortex@xargyn: And if you actually played any PvP at all in this game, you'd realize that Deathmatches would totally !^## because the team with the most GWFs is going to always win.
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: i noticed when i queue, i usually get 2 cw's a tr a hr and gwf, or any combination thereof, and hardly ANY dc's


So, definition of terms for those who may not know.
  • CW: Control Wizard--your basic spellcasters. They generally have two basic elemental fields, which break down to fire and ice (though there's some earth-shaking at higher levels, some growing of things now and again, and bursts of lightning throughout).
  • TR: Trickster Rogue, the sneak-thiefs, the shadow assassins, the ones who can seemingly disappear in broad daylight.
  • HR: Hunter Ranger. Think incredibly skilled archers who can also hide in plain sight if they want. They can also summon pretty powerful personal buffs to help them heal themselves or others, or increase their damage or their resistance to attack.
  • GWF: Great Weapon Fighter. AKA, the guys with the pointiest armor and the most oversized swords.
  • DC: Devoted Cleric, basically the healers.
  • GF: Guardian Fighter, since it comes up later in this conversation. They're like Great Weapon Fighters, except they fight with sword and shield, and their main job is to debuff the bad guys and strengthen the good guys.
There's one more class--the Scourge Warlock--and one coming in Module Six--the Paladin. But they're not of main import to this captured bit of chat.

[Zone] Su Lea@spirifris: 10 new, crazy hard dungs - thats what this game need, not pvp crap or new classes for doing the same...

Based on later conversation? "Dungeon" in this instance is what Su Lea means by "dung". Though why "dungEON" was that much harder to spell out....well, you've got me on that one.

[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: or hardly any gf's
[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: DIES
[Zone] Grumbar Swift@grumbar2165: fashion
[Zone] Polar Vortex@xargyn: What? You think I couldn't pillar hump? lol. I was playing a warlock in classic WoW. Season 1 arenas the warlocks dominated because resilience didn't affect us.


Again, for those who don't play: "pillar hump" is a rather crude reference to holding the pillars in PVP arena matches. There are three on each arena ground, and the match lasts until all three are held by one side, or a certain number of points are attained. (Or both.)

[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: New hard dungs?
[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: I like when my dung is soft


Uh...Also gross.

[Zone] GhostSniper@ghostreaper187: if you think teams with GWF's always win take a look at this
[Zone] GhostSniper@ghostreaper187: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31.0-8/1941389_624052657667367_811753981_o.jpg
[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: THEY LIKED TO MODIFY LORE.... LET'S HAVE FUN TOO


Oh, you're back. And again, please stop shouting, you'll wake the children.

[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: STORY.... RE~WRITTEN

What story?!?

[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: I want to do epics with 5 GFs
[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: T2 with just Guardian Fighters
[Zone] Polar Vortex@xargyn: Go play some Neverwinter PvP and see how you feel about deathmatches then. bur
[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: Its to bad the PVP sucks in this game


That's because the game wasn't designed around players fighting each other.

[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: dafuq is a transmutation?
[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: Watch your language, young lady.
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: lady?
[Zone] Crazed@qu33fvapor: They could definitely improve the PvP to work very well. I bet you they will in time, just like they did with WoW
[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: Yes. Lady.


Conversation swerve? Conversation swerve. But, well, "Danar'ae" does end with a feminine extension for Drow names...so the assumption makes sense.

[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: IT'S WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR.... AND SEE A CHICKEN

What??? Who are you, you shouty crazy person??

[Zone] Crazed@qu33fvapor: Either way, It's still a great game
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: {-- this dude is male


Then why do you have a feminine extension on the end of your name? I mean, "Dan" as the prefix, while not common--"Dhaun" is more often used--is at least unisex, but "ar" in any usage is also feminine, so...

[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: You are a lady. Because I say you are.

I mean, hey, y'know, our characters are who we say they are, but if you're named Susan Daintyfoot and you're a male Frost Giant, you're likely still going to be 'ma'am'ed in chat before folks see you. It's an easy mistake.

[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: and I am the law.

Oh. Never mind, Kairon's just an ass.

[Zone] Grumbar Swift@grumbar2165: "watch your language"? turn on your profanity filter
[Zone] Apophis@apophis101: i have both male and female characters.....
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: as do i, but this character is a dude
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: a male drow to be exact
[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: Ew, drow.


Let me revise: a species-ist ass.

[Zone] Travok Battleheart@lukemrn: The combat engine has great potential for PvP, its just the implementation of the current system that is fail. And the concept of catering to baddie whiners with nerfs.
[Zone] Bigolcrities@newmmoguy: Yeah Drows are uncircumsized

Uh...a, why does it matter, b, why does it matter, c, how do you know, and d, why does it matter?

[Zone] Crazed@qu33fvapor: Just @#@))@ me off a lot so I come here to PvE
[Zone] Dennis@dennis331: NO


Why no?

[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: Drows are relatively speaking the least horrible drow.

*What?*

[Zone] Apophis@apophis101: dumb as hell people think there is only 1 way to do things
[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: wait, what?
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: least horrible elf, maybe?


Maybe?

[Zone] Dennis@dennis331: what is gold used for?
[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: RHAZZAD
[Zone] Shaka-Queen of Orcs@skullorb5: THE ELF WHO BETRAYED CORMANTHYR


Well, fine, he is something of a bastard, but not ALL Drow are like him.

[Zone] Ibn fadlan@slavemasterbull: buying hookers

Are you kidding? Why does 50% of Zone chat turn to prostitution?

[Zone] GhostSniper@ghostreaper187: Stuff and Thangs
[Zone] Ibn fadlan@slavemasterbull: and pawning
[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: to buy !@#) that you cant buy AD with
[Zone] Dennis@dennis331: like what?
[Zone] GhostSniper@ghostreaper187: Stuff and Thangs


Uh...

[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: like profession assests
[Zone] Ibn fadlan@slavemasterbull: drugs n (%@^


In the game? There are no drugs in Neverwinter.

[Zone] Danar'ae Baenre@tobius01: or like i have 100+ gold, i'd like to buy some stuff with it, but no one seems to take an interest in gold, they want AD
[Zone] Grumbar Swift@grumbar2165: its PWEs way of trying to get money
[Zone] Taerana Swift@debryan: they are bind on pickup
[Zone] Dennis@dennis331: so there is nothing useful to use gold on
[Zone] Sophora@soul0person1: Apart from Potions and Kits..


I was just going to say that. Healing potions, combat-buffing potions, occasional items that will help in PVP, plus medical kits, profession kits, and powerful stones to advance enchantments and runes on our characters and our companions...All of that is bought with gold. It's a good thing to have gold.

[Zone] Kainen Maldovar@draconianshen: you need gold to remove enchantments intact

[Zone] Kainen Maldovar@draconianshen: you'll need it later on

Exactly. Elf-hater or not, Kairen's right.

[Zone] Dennis@dennis331: i know and kits and crafting etc etc, but nothing else

[Zone] GhostSniper@ghostreaper187: if the pet doesnt have a good active bonus then its a waste of money
[Zone] GhostSniper@ghostreaper187: Epic pets are better they have better active bonuses

I don't know about that. Granted, the 'starter' companions have low bonuses, but green-rated companions and up can have pretty good ones. You don't need an active purple companion in every slot.

[Zone] Kainen Maldovar@draconianshen: removing enchantments intact costs money
[Zone] Kainen Maldovar@draconianshen: and since you're bound to go thru a few sets of armours before the end, you will need the gold
[Zone] marsidious luckbane@ashleymoore4566: or die

Well, sure, if that's the way you want to go...

[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: There are all these amazing names in here.
[Zone] Kairon Fiendline@Syphonides: Kairon, Zya, Grumbar Swift, and then there is...Dennis

[Zone] LEEROY JENKINS@dmk96: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENKINSSSSSS MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA XD

I give up.

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